Canon: Code of Princess

[level99sage]

Well of course I'm flattered that you chose me! But then if I were you, I would have probably picked me to- and I'd be feeling pretty lucky about it!

...so there's that tiny little detail about not knowing where to send me. Yeah, I have no clue either. But! So long as it's anywhere that Marco Neko won't be able to track me down, I think I can work with it.

Of course it'll be a shame not to be in the company of my lovely ladies, but as they say, there's always plenty of fish in the sea!

And what place doesn't need a bard-dash-sage!

Comments

[ringmage]

...You're a "bard" and a "sage"?

[Excuse the disbelief in his tone. The sorcerer here doesn't possess a strong fondness for minstrels.]

[level99sage]

Yep! You heard right!

Allegro Nantabile Cantabile- at your service!

[ringmage]

That's...a rather unique profession you've adopted.

[It was almost painful for him to say that. No proper sage would willingly become a bard. Oh no.]

Charmed to make your acquaintance. I am Elfarian of Nevadarn.

[level99sage]

You think so? I certainly do! [He smiles, obviously proud.]

I was a bard first, but duty required my skills as a sage, what can I say?

Anyway, it's nice to meet you, Elfarian.

[ringmage]

[A bard who possessed the aptitude necessary to become a sage? That's almost mind-boggling.]

Is it wise for me to assume that you actually make a decent sage?

[level99sage]

[Waaat? Just what's that supposed to mean?! Frowning, the self-proclaimed bard/sage plays a rather loud riff on his guitar which sounds suspiciously electric]

Are you saying you doubt my abilities? That's kind of rude, huh? We just met!

[ringmage]

[What the heck was that awful sound?! Honestly, is this boy really a sage? Elfarian definitely doubts it.]

Title alone means nothing if you're truly not what you claim to be.

[level99sage]

Well! I'll have you know I helped a princess save the kingdom! -and undoubtedly she couldn't have done it without my awesome saging skills!

[ringmage]

And what are your "skills" exactly, young sage? I'm eager to know.

[level99sage]

Uh-

Well. ...you know, sagey skills!

[ringmage]

Care to give an example, hm?

[level99sage]

I, um... I'd love to! But uh, there's...well there's no bad guys around to toast! Yeah...

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[poweroflegend]

['Lovely ladies' and 'fish in the sea', eh?]

Not the sort to give your heart away, are you?

8D

[level99sage]

Oh don't get me wrong, there will always be a special place for the wenches three~!

I'd include the nun but she kind of scares me.

Lord knows I'd still be stuck in earlier stages without him. \o/

[poweroflegend]

[Try being married to one, Allegro. Well, sort of one.]

If she is anything like the clerics of my world, then you'd better stay in her good graces. A bit of divine intervention never hurt any traveler.

Heheheh!

[level99sage]

[Wait, they can get married?!]

Do they carry giant battle maces and cackle maniacally after vanquishing evil souls? Believe me, I don't want to be anywhere on her bad side!

[poweroflegend]

[...'cackling'. Srsly. Trevor thought he was battle-crazy.]

Just as well. T'would be irony for a bard to lift his own spirits after such punishment.

[level99sage]

Is that even possible? -not that I want to test it out for myself.

[poweroflegend]

Unless you no longer draw pleasure from your own music, I don't see why not.

Besides: you seem much too cheerful for anything to keep you down for too long.

[level99sage]

[As though to cement that point, he rips a mean riff on his guitar.]

I certainly try! I mean, well, everyone has their ups and downs, you know! But I'm sure no one wants to be in the company of a depressed bard.

[poweroflegend]

[A chuckle. Even if that riff dang near shattered his 15th century eardrums.]

That's the spirit. Would that every world out there had a minstrel such as you.

[level99sage]

You're too kind! It's too bad you couldn't join our party! I need more people around to convince everyone else how great I am.

[poweroflegend]

[You gotta show him your bard-sageness sometime, Allegro.]

Or you in ours. I doubt things would be as bleak with a bit of sunshine about.

[level99sage]

[He'll rock yer socks off, Trev.]

D'aw, go on!