This is what I get for watching old shows...

[candoanything]

 Hey listen...I know you're pretty nervous about doing this. And I don't really blame you, since we haven't even known each other for that long.

But no big! Just relax, okay? I'm sure you'll be just fine.

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[usedconfusion]

Well, they got good taste goin' for 'em!

[candoanything]

Well...maybe, I guess.

[No need to be shy, Kim.]

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh well this is just great, isn't it?

[usedconfusion]

They picked you. That's gotta count for somethin'.

[candoanything]

[Oh great.]

Drakken? What are you doing here?

...You're not pretending to be "cool" again, are you?

[candoanything]

[She smiles.] I guess so. We'll see how it goes.

[madangry_madcrazy]

What am I doing here? No the question is what are you doing here!

Which, admittedly, is the same question... But I was here first, so I get to ask it!

And I have no need to pretend. We both know I rule the school of cool.

[candoanything]

...Uh-huh...

Well, my mun and I are just trying this out and seeing how this goes.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh. Well then.

Will this cut into your whole "saving the world by foiling Dr. Drakken" thing?

[candoanything]

Doubtful. Mun's plans are pretty low-key, so I should have plenty of time doing what I do best.

[madangry_madcrazy]

[He gives an annoyed groan, scowling slightly.]

Blast it. That's just my luck, isn't it?

[He then arches his brow at her.]

Don't you have other things to do now? Like spend more time bonding with what's-his-face?

[candoanything]

[Kim looks a bit annoyed herself now.]

His name is Ron. And we're able to spend plenty of time together, especially now.

[Probably.]

[madangry_madcrazy]

Yes, the buffoon. Whatever.

[He gave a dismissive wave of his hand.]

[candoanything]

...

[So not amused.]

Better watch who's boyfriend you're talking about, Drakken.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Is he still losing his pants?

[candoanything]

...Not...as often. Having a belt helps.

[madangry_madcrazy]

So he's learned how to use a belt. Alright, fine. He's slightly less buffoonish.
...
But he's still a buffoon.

[candoanything]

[...No. Very not happy.]

So says the mad genius who still hasn't taken over the world.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well maybe if someone didn't make it their business to stick their noses in my business.

[candoanything]

Well, maybe if someone's business didn't involve world domination...

[madangry_madcrazy]

I have my reasons. Though I wouldn't expect you to understand.

[candoanything]

[She shrugs.] You never know.

But really, you could try, y'know, helping people. You were pretty successful saving the world that one time...

[madangry_madcrazy]

Don't remind me. I only helped because I didn't want to be enslaved by an alien race of barbarians, and so I could conquer the world myself, naturally.

I'm not a big people-helper. I'd have to like people.

[candoanything]

...That's not necessarily true, but...

Y'know, helping people might be easier in the long run.

[madangry_madcrazy]

I only mean like them enough to help them.

Being evil has a lot of it's own perks, you know, and if it's true that helping is easier then I can take pride in not taking the easier path, like some wit-less sheep.

[candoanything]

[Kim rolls her eyes.] I'm not sure that's really how it's supposed to go...

[madangry_madcrazy]

Well I am!

[candoanything]

...Riiiiight...

[madangry_madcrazy]

Right indeed. Now, will there be any more ridiculous suggestions for me to do good, or could we move on to a different subject?

[candoanything]

...No, I think we're good...

[madangry_madcrazy]

Ahhh, no, you're good. I'm evil.

See what I did there?

[candoanything]

Yeaaaah. Real clever...

[madangry_madcrazy]

Don't get cute. I'd love to see you build a mind control satellite, or your own magmachine.

[candoanything]

Eh, not really my thing. Besides, between you and my little brothers, I get enough of that kinda thing.

[madangry_madcrazy]

[usedconfusion]

Sooo, any plans?

Because my mun keeps shouting "APP AT route_29! APP AT route_29!" at the top of his lungs.

[candoanything]

Mmm, no plans yet. Actually, I'm not really if I'll be doing anything. She hasn't really thought that far ahead.