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Derek Hale -Teen wolf ([personal profile] brooding_alpha) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-02-03 07:04 pm

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I do not communicate with my eyebrows. And I don't care about you and your stupid shipper friends.

I'm not joining a game.

And I'm not finding a mate.
sarcasticdefense: (Conversationally // doable yeah..)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
[This mate stuff? Glossing over that. It's enough he has to hear Scott waxing poetic about his future mushy hopes and dreams about the ever wonderful Allison. And his own mun, with the flailing. Awkward.]

I could make a chart about the language of your eyebrows.

Like, laminated. Wall-sized.

Just to let you know.
sarcasticdefense: (This is my sarcasm face // werewolf oven)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
For one thing--they're not 'it'. Keep that up, your mun's gonna torture you for the sheer fun of making you growly.

For another--I'm totally right.
sarcasticdefense: (ffffmmm--// shutting up now okay sure)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He ducks, hands up--no need to possibly get all wall slammy there, Mr. Alpha sir.] I'm just!..Making an observation.

It's what they do--I think they get a kick out of making us squirm, don't fuel the fire and all that crap. I mean--I know mine does, and I didn't even do anything.
sarcasticdefense: (This is my sarcasm face // werewolf oven)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
[His mouth opens, utterly indignant] Ow. Seriously.

Just because you can't appreciate my wit and candor doesn't mean I'm not awesome to other people. Okay? Mundanes are naturally sadistic.
sarcasticdefense: (Are you serious / how are you everywhere)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
[His eyebrows meet his hairline instantly at his first. Honestly, Stiles was under the impression Derek was the club president of Stiles Hate.

'Semi-pack' almost makes him stutter. He blinks hard--]
Uh...

Rewind.

I'm still kinda stuck on the first part.

..I'm pack? Not--like them, but--uh. Wow.
sarcasticdefense: (Seriously man // the best friend)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
...Right--[You're staring, Stiles, stop it]--that..that thing. Scott, he's...it's complicated.

[He shoves his hands in his pockets to keep from fiddling and gesturing wildly, because Derek freaking Hale is naming him--and his potato of a best friend--semi-pack. And the sticking his neck out? Yeah. That's heavy. Stiles may or may not be thinking the same thing.]..That's--[he frees a hand again to scratch his neck]--really...

...I appreciate it. If you didn't--I do. More than you know. And I..well, I would too.
sarcasticdefense: (Look man.. // Listen.)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
...Uh. Wow. [He shifts a bit, glancing at the ground, the sky, pretty much anywhere else but Derek.

What does that even mean?

But let's face it. Stiles would--and has--risk his life for those rag-tag werewolves he's associated himself with, and their ultra-grump Alpha. Any and every time. Regardless of his human status and general lack of fighting skills, there's little that would prevent him from standing between the pack and certain danger. Especially Scott. And Derek. And honestly? It would help Scott werewolf-oven McCall to not be an asshat and seek out help where he definitely needs it.]


...I don't--wanna be a werewolf. I know I'm pretty useless--but I'm working on that. So if--you mean me, completely squishy human, then..[he exhales, sharply--god what is he doing, what about Scott, what about dad, what about normal freaking life--]

I'm in.
sarcasticdefense: (Mmhmm //that's about it....)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Stiles snorts a little, looking off--he doesn't believe that for a second.] Yeah.

Then consider me your human facilitator of healthy packness.
sarcasticdefense: (Seriously man // the best friend)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
[He winces--more growling, jeez, chill pills, have them already--]

Y'know--bedside manner, you should work on that.

[He shifts again, rolling his shoulders. There's definite surprise there, what with Derek being so...adamant.] ...What makes you so sure, anyway.
sarcasticdefense: (Clearly I'm awesome // all that bark)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stiles stares, blinking owlishly--he can't really argue with the problem solving bit, but any idiot with google at his disposal could have done the same.

Still.

When Derek takes his shoulder--the shock enough to keep him from flinching away--and he seems so certain, so..Derek, he can't dig up a decent rebuttal. It means something, and it pulls at his chest in a weird way. He swallows, so not leaning into that hand, nodding...]


Y'know, you're a decent guy when you're not being a total creeper. [His tone is light, teasing--maybe even fond. It's how Stiles deals with heavy. He may not believe it. But he trusts Derek's judgement. God knows why.]
sarcasticdefense: (Smile // all that sky)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[His huffs--amused, surprised--not at all missing the warmth in his shoulder, nope]

Did you just make a joke? That was funny, seriously--You okay, need to sit down for a bit?
Edited 2013-02-03 12:09 (UTC)
sarcasticdefense: (Clearly I'm awesome // all that bark)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, clearly, as I'm discovering the strange and mythical sense of humor of Sourwolf. This probably means we should hang out more.

[And it just slips out of his mouth--though he shoves the slight panic aside, brutally, because Derek freaking Hale is smiling. Smirks count, that's totally a smile.]
sarcasticdefense: (Conversationally // doable yeah..)

[personal profile] sarcasticdefense 2013-02-03 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, hang out. Bro time. Having fun.

[Oh, god, if he wasn't sure Derek might actually try to go for his throat with his teeth, he'd comment on Derek's awkward. And that it's cute. Maybe. Somehow. Shut up.]

Oh, come on--seriously? Aside general threats, you're fun to be around.

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