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dear_mun2013-01-28 10:29 pm
workwithwhatwehave) wrote in dear_mun2013-01-28 10:29 pm
Spontaneous account creation what? Canon is: Cabin in the Woods.
[Someone has been putting up with this for awhile.]
Look, I'm going to be straight with you. [deep breath] It's bad enough you've shanghaied half of my employees into this pitiful excuse for a hobby. You know how important our work is. Having my controllers sitting on their asses while we're trying to save the world isn't going to do anyone any good.
[long pause]...I don't want to befriend anyone. I want to get back and do my job.
...Buffy? [pause, and then a sense of real unease.] Look, I get that you think gathering a bunch of final girls would be funny. Virgins together makes for a tempting target. [seriously Buffy?] But it's not my job to befriend them. It's my job to slaughter them while their friends watch.
Get it through your head.
Look, I'm going to be straight with you. [deep breath] It's bad enough you've shanghaied half of my employees into this pitiful excuse for a hobby. You know how important our work is. Having my controllers sitting on their asses while we're trying to save the world isn't going to do anyone any good.
[long pause]...I don't want to befriend anyone. I want to get back and do my job.
...Buffy? [pause, and then a sense of real unease.] Look, I get that you think gathering a bunch of final girls would be funny. Virgins together makes for a tempting target. [seriously Buffy?] But it's not my job to befriend them. It's my job to slaughter them while their friends watch.
Get it through your head.