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[lordofthecastle]

My dear writer, I understand that giving me a name is not in your plans, but I'm sure that you can find something...else to call me while I'm here. Wouldn't "the vampire" be much better? That is how you usually call me, after all.

[Except there's like a million vampires outside of my head?]

Well, of course, but you can't deny that it wouldn't make me look as bad as this. Please, reconsider your decision.