Canon is "Mondaiji" or "Problem Children"

[kurousagi]

I'm really happy that you decided to choose me, Kuro Usagi, to play with, but I have some firm rules!

1. Nothing sexual!
2. No pulling on my ears!
3. I mean it, nothing sexual at all!

You're gonna play sexual things with me anyway, aren't you? I just know it..

Comments

[moarcowbell]

Are those ears real?

[kurousagi]

Of course they are real! I'm rabbit after all! Please just don't pull on them.

[moarcowbell]

I never met a bunny girl before. Thought that only happened in cartoons.... Cool.

[kurousagi]

Really? There's all different kinds where I'm from..

You must not be from Little Garden, are you?

[moarcowbell]

My home is anything but a garden.

[kurousagi]

You should come to my world then! [ Be ready to give up your friends, family and loved-ones for a new life of fighting and danger. ]

..Do you not like the people in your home?

[catstory]

...Feel sorry for you.

[Said without skipping a beat as he keeps drawing on his notebook.]

[moarcowbell]

Some of them are okay, but some are pretty annoying.

[kurousagi]

It's bad isn't it? Why doesn't anyone give Kuro Usagi any respect?! [ Which she's not getting right now either apparently. ]

[kurousagi]

Mm, Mm, yeah sometimes people can be like that. You're only bet is to try your hardest! And if that doesn't work you can always run away.

[moarcowbell]

I'm not much of a runner though. I like to sit back or fight.

[catstory]

[Uuji subtly glances up, looking at the bunny ears and dress.]

I don't actually know.

[Not that bunny cosplay has stopped Uuji from befriending people before. But still.]

[kurousagi]

...You're not very helpful.

[ She's going to lean down over him, not realizing the view it gives down her dress. ]

What are you drawing there?

[kurousagi]

Are those things completely opposite though?!

1/2

[catstory]

Sorr--

[Be it due to the sudden realization of cleavage or simply the suddeness of the situation, Uuji's a second too late in pulling away his book.]

[Yeeeah. Icon related.]

2/2

[catstory]

...

...Stuff.

[oh god he hates this part]

[kurousagi]

[ She is not the type of rabbit able to handle such scary things. No, she's already jumping back, her face flush with fear. ]

W-W-W-W-What was that?!

[catstory]

[He actually does look a little nervous now.]

J-Just drawings. I'm a fan of an artist who does similar work.

[Best... best not to tell her who.]

[moarcowbell]

They might be?

[satdownbesideher]

Do you really think your fleshbag will listen to you?

[kurousagi]

[ She's keeping her distance for now, still a little scared. She's dealt with powerful demons before, but her tolerance for anything scary is incredibly low. ]

Those weren't...b-b-bunnies being murdered were they?

[kurousagi]

I think...I think it's really impolite to call someone's mundane a fleshbag! Please don't eat me..

[satdownbesideher]

Do I seem like the polite type?

Why would I want to eat you?

[kurousagi]

I'm pretty sure they are. You either sit back from a battle you can't win, or stay and fight, right?

[kurousagi]

No, you seem like the eating cute bunnies type..

[its_mine]

If I pull the, do they come off? If I wear them, do they attach to my head?

[kurousagi]

No they do not! They are real ears and it's not fun when people pull on them! Why does everyone pull my ears!?

[its_mine]

Probably because it sounds amusing.

[kurousagi]

I can tell you for a fact it is not fun! At all! So please don't pull them!

[its_mine]

Ah. Not fun for you.

[kurousagi]

That's who I'm talking about! Me! It's not nice to do things to people if they don't like it!

[its_mine]

Why would I care?

[catstory]

Neither of those.