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[hunting_trip]

 Heh... hey Sammy?

Why did the clown cross the road?

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[stillshinigami]

Huh?

bb! /is lynfandel~

[ilostmyshoes]

Very funny, Dean.

What's the joke?

Howdy, gorgeous

[hunting_trip]

The joke is you got your ass kicked by a couple of clowns, Sammy.

[ilostmyshoes]

[ he snorts ]

I think I didn't do too bad against them.

[cassbutt]

Dean! My fearless leader! Hello!

I died laughing at that username

[hunting_trip]

Holy- Jesus, Cas? Didn't exactly think I'd be seeing you again. This you, anyway. Hippy... Bob Dylan you.

I had fun with this username.

[cassbutt]

...so you're past Dean then? Not from my time? Ah. Glad you are still alive!

[hunting_trip]

Wouldn't exactly call it past. Past ish, maybe. Three years further and a whole different path, man. Apocalypse is old hat. What about you? Swear I saw you kick the bucket.

[cassbutt]

...Dude. Really? It's like a whole other dimension that you're from.
Not dead. Nope. Still alive.

[hunting_trip]

Yeah. No kidding. I feel like Doc friggin' Brown in his magical timeline hopping Delorian or something.

Still, good to hear you're still kicking. Hope you punch Future Dick Me in the face, too. God knows he deserves it.

[cassbutt]

I don't get that reference.

Why would I punch him in the face? He is a good kisser when he's drunk.

[hunting_trip]

Ah- excuse me- wait- what now?

Oh my 2014!Destiel headcanon.

[cassbutt]

He drinks a lot more than you do. Get enough tequila in him, he will kiss anything
Im impressed. Your lips are surprisingly soft.

Good headcanon is good.

[hunting_trip]

Okay- throwing on the breaks just for a second here and not freaking out- you do realize the dude almost got you offed, right? He may be me, but he's a freaking jackass.

Re: I know right? So happened.

[cassbutt]

I didn't have normal you anymore, so I dealt with what I had. You changed. I hated it, but he doesn't listen to me, or anyone. Wish I could have you back. Much better.
He's still a good kisser, among other things.

[hunting_trip]

Could you give it a rest for five minutes? You're kinda breaking my freaking brain, here.

If it's any consolation, you... my you, the angel with the crappy coat... he died.

[cassbutt]

Okay. I'll stop talking about my lust for you. If it screw you up so bad. I need more tequila.

...So you've lost your Cas, and I've lost my Dean. Well, the Dean I lov-

[completely stops talking because he doesn't want to scare Dean]

[hunting_trip]

[It takes him a second to recover, and he stares at the ground, voice low and gruff.]

You, uh, might wanna watch yourself, Cas. That guy you're hard up for has a tendency to get people hurt.

[cassbutt]

[bites his lip, looking away for a moment. Trying not to admit how much he loves when Dean cares this much]

You know past you is the one I liked, right?

[hunting_trip]

And past you got you killed. That should be a friggin' sign, shouldn't it? You, Bobby, Ellen, Jo, hell, even Sam thrown in the pit for a while. One common denominator, man. Yours truly.

[cassbutt]

I dont think it's your fault, Dean. I also don't care.
A sign of what? Dude. I live in a world where it's all croats. Risks are meant for taking at this point.