Voice test- let's play guess that sudden obscure movie muse!

[big_jaw]

....

I do not like the idea of being in your....headspace. Much less one of a human.

Have you forgotten already what I am? I don't think this is a good place for me to be. I'd rather be alone.

Or do I need to remind you of that charming lullaby mothers sing to their children about my kind..?

Big Jaw comes to steal crying children
A rugged body, Jagged fangs
Big Jaw comes to steal crying children
Where are the crying Children? Jaws come for them....

Comments

[eensietay_agicianmay]

Hmm.. Not a very... upbeat song, is it?

[createmyfreedom]

You don't sound very dangerous. What with your warning and all. [She's chalking up understanding you to dear-mun shenanigans.]

[big_jaw]

Not meant to be. It's more of a warning than an actual song.

[...Or lullaby.]

[big_jaw]

[Yep- otherwise he wouldn't be able to understand you either. ..He snarls under his breath.]

It's not my warning. But people would be smart to listen to it.

BTW I AM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THIS MOVIE IS THE CUTEST AKSDJFOASIDFA

[createmyfreedom]

Hmmm... So does that mean you'll only go after crying children, or will you go after me, too?

AUGH I KNOW RIGHT?

[big_jaw]

...

Depends on how hungry I am.

[He smiles a bit, exposing his rows of jagged teeth.]

Let me love you for playing omg <3!!!

[createmyfreedom]

[Which would be quite intimidating were she not blind. Then again, she's been kidnapped, with a gun to her head and remained calm during that.]

Well, we all must survive one way or another.

[four_quarts]

Such a cheery little song. I imagine I star in a few that are not dissimilar to it.

[Bitter? Why yes, he is quite bitter about it, thank you.]

[eensietay_agicianmay]

Do you really eat children? Ooor did someone else come up with that?

Now I just need to enable someone to be my Umasou

[big_jaw]

[He's unaware of that fact, so he's surprised by her reaction- or rather, lack of one. Making a face, he hunkers down on his haunches and leans over slightly, even though he's still much larger than her.]

Perhaps. If big jaws like me didn't eat meat, there would be far too many plant eaters walking about.

[big_jaw]

[Heart snickers deeply at that.]

Me? I do not eat children. Too small to bother with. As tasty as they might look...

...But I can't speak for the others of my kind.

[big_jaw]

[The dinosaur snorts.]

Well good for you. Though I don't suppose you eat others of your kind as well?

[four_quarts]

That would be a bit of a difficult feat, considering that I'm the last of my kind.

[big_jaw]

But you're telling me you're a feared creature, right?

...if so, why?

Apologies for spoilers here on out

[four_quarts]

Why indeed...?

At first, it was simply because I am not the same as humans or Beastmen, and people mostly did nothing more than stare. For a time I was even hailed as a hero, but no more.

I... tried to save my world using methods others found to be unsavory, and paid for it with my life and over one thousand years of infamy.

[Such is the life of an RPG antagonist.]

you're fine~

[big_jaw]

[Heart just stares at him for a long moment before frowning.]

One thousand years of infamy? ...Still not quite like being regarded in infamy for your entire existence.

Not that I mind it too much. Those that fear us big jaws are wise.

[eensietay_agicianmay]

So are there lots of other.. "Big Jaws" like you?

Excellent~

[four_quarts]

True enough. You are feared for what - or rather who - you eat, I am feared for attempting to take over the world in a fit of insanity and very nearly succeeding.

I suppose the two are not exactly comparable.

[big_jaw]

Oh yes. ...But even those of our own kind don't... get along well.

I prefer to be alone, really.

[big_jaw]

Not quite. Though taking over the world isn't exactly something my species has quite been able to accomplish yet.

[As much as they'd probably like to.]

[four_quarts]

Being one of the most powerful magical beings on the planet was certainly helpful in my case.

[Oh yes, he is very smug about this, but considering that dragons pose little threat to him, it's actually somewhat justified.]

[big_jaw]

[So that means a T-rex is like a bunny in comparison]

Impressive. I don't know many that are that powerful, save for my father himself.

[four_quarts]

[Nah, bunnies are early game enemies. A T-rex would be at least mid-game.]

I know little about your kind, but I assume that is quite high praise.

[big_jaw]

It is. He nearly killed me in a battle we had once, a long time ago now. He's as strong as he is merciless.

But that's just how we are.

Awwww yessss, you should ;w; diabetes

[createmyfreedom]

And thus the circle of life is preserved! [She smiles up at where he sounds like he's at.]

So, in a different point of view. You're like a hero.