Reserved at montauk_1_allende_18, see-sawing over beyondtherift.

[reactivates]

Monsters and insanity, huh? Yeah, no. This is fifty shades of uncool. You are officially the queen of bad ideas, have I mentioned that lately? Though I probably shouldn't worry, you've started making a really lovely habit of, uh, not following through recently, so...

...No, in fact, being unpredictable does not make you cool and mysterious. Shut it.

Look, if you're going to force me into anything at all after this long, shouldn't you, you know, at least catch up on things first?

...Actually I sort of liked that other game you'd been looking at, the Rift one, the one that came with nifty superpowers. Not that my opinion matters much to you when you'd rather just play with my sanity. As if I haven't had enough of that already, thanks.

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[surfaceshine]

Crap.

Well, I can't be there, but one of me is anyway. At the monster one, I mean.

[reactivates]

Dude, there's "you"s everywhere. You're like an epidemic. [...but it's not you-you, which makes her sad. :c]

[surfaceshine]

Well. Yeah.

And that one looks like a kinda scary, jerky me. But that's probably what you need to be okay there.

[WORRIED, IS WHAT HE IS.]

[reactivates]

And does scary, jerky you still eat like he's got a black hole in his stomach? Because I'm thinking I may need to be worried about rationing food in addition to monsters and insanity here.

[No let's not discuss actual problems, okay, let's just be silly. That's what we're good at, remember?]

[surfaceshine]

Wouldn't know, never met the guy. You should take some pie, just in case.

[Oh, he does, and he's certainly down with this.

However.]

And a taser. A really, really kickass one.

[reactivates]

I'll keep the suggestions in mind. Though, apparently I'm gonna end up with a lot to carry as it is. Like, my messenger bag and a suitcase? Mun may think she's somehow being "nice" [air quotes] with this, but really what good's my laptop and a USB kit gonna do me when there's not even any reliable electricity? I suppose I could whack some monsters over the head with it... [But she doesn't much like that idea because she loves her laptop :c]

[surfaceshine]

Stash 'em, if you can. I dunno how long before you guys'll be able to set up a base of operations, but that should be your first priority. You're on the disadvantage 'cause they know the city better, so pick a place, get to know the ins and outs, and barricade that shit with whatever you can find.

[Oops, he got all serious there for a second. HE'S JUST WORRIED OKAY HE WOULD LIKE TO BE THERE HIMSELF.

So have a sudden grin.]

And sucker punch the first guy that quotes Alamo.