On Mun catching up with YJ and reviving him

[bigredcheese]

Took you long enough to bring me here! I mean, it's been almost a year since I saw you last and that's just not okay. I'm the mightiest mortal so I should be your mightiest muse, right?

Either way, whatever you decide to do with me, I'm happy you remembered I exist. Although, you should really pick a canon already. You can't go around mixing things, especially when one of the mes is 15 now!

[Sudden realization that being 15 is probably better than being 12]

Wait, you should make me that one! That way people won't call me "kid" anymore! I mean sure I've got Cap for that, but it'd be great to have Billy Batson treated like an adult too, y'know.

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[vanessasaryd]

How old are you?

[peckish4action]

Not that you are any less awesome, at either age.

[bigredcheese]

12, for now at least.

[He's actually kinda proud of that despite his grumbles. Hey, at least he's older than Ferb]

[bigredcheese]

Thanks, but can you tell that to everyone else now?

[vanessasaryd]

[sympathetic look] I'm afraid that's still kid by adult standards. [She's 16 and still feels like she's treated like a kid]

[bigredcheese]

[He pouts]

Ughhh. How old do you think y'have to be to avoid being called a kid anyways?

[vanessasaryd]

You got me. [sigh] The way my dad acts, it's going to be 103.

[peckish4action]

You mean you think I haven't already?

[bigredcheese]

Well, either that or they're not listening to you.

[bigredcheese]

Actually around mid 20s to 30s usually seems to be okay with most adults. In my experiences, I mean.

[vanessasaryd]

Not for my dad. He goes overboard sometimes. [Sometimes? Most of the time.]

[bigredcheese]

40 then? By then you'd probably have kids yourself so you couldn't be a kid!

[vanessasaryd]

40 would be pretty old. Maybe my dad would be too old to object, I could just push him around in a chair.

[bigredcheese]

[He laughs] Yeah, you could almost treat him like a kid then!

[vanessasaryd]

[She finally smiles at that thought.] I guess he would be. Not that it's much different now, he's always building things. And trying to take over the Tri-State Area.

[bigredcheese]

[And now his smile is gone. He's all serious business] ... what was that about taking over something?

[vanessasaryd]

Tri-State Area? Yeah, he's an evil scientist. [As if that's no big deal.]

[bigredcheese]

You're joking, right? I mean, your dad couldn't really be an evil scientist.

[vanessasaryd]

[throwing up her hands in frustration] Why does no one believe me? It's so unfair.

[bigredcheese]

I don't- I mean... if he is, that'd be really bad, right? Like shouldn't he be in jail or something?

[vanessasaryd]

Oh, he has a nemesis. Agent P, he stops dad from taking over the Tri-State area all the time.

[bigredcheese]

Okay, so the problem's already being taken care of. Although, if he has to stop him all the time that means his tactics are ineffective... maybe he needs back-up.

[vanessasaryd]

I suppose, but I don't think it would help. His machines usually blow up anyway. [Erroneously thinking he meant giving her dad back up.]

[bigredcheese]

Don't worry, I think I know someone who can help Agent P stop your dad. Stuff blowing up is nothing to him!

[vanessasaryd]

Hey! [Her hands on her hips.] That's my dad we're talking about. And Agent P does just fine stopping him. I don't want my dad getting hurt by anyone else.

[bigredcheese]

But he's evil! You said so yourself! Someone has to stop him and this Agent P doesn't seem to be getting the job done!

[vanessasaryd]

No, I said he does get the job done. He stops my dad every day.

It's not like he's ever going to actually take over the Tri-State area. Not with the machines he comes up with.

[bigredcheese]

But why doesn't he just stop him for good? Wouldn't that be easier and better? Even if he's not that evil.

[vanessasaryd]

I don't know, why don't you ask his agency? They're always keeping tabs on my dad and what he's up to.

[peckish4action]

Seems like it may be the latter... I've gotta do some earning of the right to be listened to. But, no worries, your awesomeness will be addressed ASAP after I get back on the aster.