on going to exsilium

[1stguardian]

Another war, huh? 

Yeah, I know you were expecting an argument, but this time I agree with your decision. Those people need help. And some of my friends are there. I'm not letting them fight this thing alone.

You just worry about making better icons. I'll take care of the rest.

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[alapimp]

Once more the rebel?

[1stguardian]

You're the rebel. I'm just the guy who... [ doesn't think stuff through before he starts talking. ] ...kind of does the same thing later.

[alapimp]

And a fine doppelganger you are.

[1stguardian]

Yeah? You thinking about dyeing your hair orange sometime soon? Cause otherwise I think you mean I suck at it.

[alapimp]

You think a lot of things, Ichigo, none of them are prompted by myself and all of them are fascinating because of it.

I'll forgo the ginger dye for now, thank you.

[1stguardian]

Something tells me you wouldn't find everything I think about fascinating. The latest PlayStation game, for example.

Smart guy.

[alapimp]

The latest - I beg your pardon?

[deicidal]

Whatever might we do without your particular brand of scowling, I wonder?

[1stguardian]

PlayStation. Heh. Bet I could beat you at Soul Calibur.

[1stguardian]

What brand of scowling? I don't have that!

[holeheart]

Whoooo-eeee, King! You attract Aizens like soda attracts flies, don'tcha?

[alapimp]

Very likely, given I've no idea what playing it would entail.

[1stguardian]

What the hell does that mean?

[1stguardian]

Hand-eye coordination, mostly. It's a video game. You control the image of a person on a TV screen by pushing buttons on a little plastic controller.

[alapimp]

You're very fortunate. Not many people could come off so endearing while spouting such utter rubbish. Do you really think I couldn't pick up something as trivial as all that?

You needn't actually answer; in fact, I'd rather you didn't if only to preserve this air of guileless confidence you can't help but exude by the ton.

[holeheart]

It means what I just said, you idiot. Aizens zoom in on you, for some reason. You got Aizen Pheromone on you or something? [sniffs!] Heehehehe!

[boughtabookstore]

You too, huh?

[1stguardian]

[ He's so answering anyway. ]

Of course you'd figure it out. But I'd win one round before you did. Maybe. I hope.

It's the little wins, okay. Trust me. It's a human thing.

[alapimp]

I believe the modern turn of phrase is, "I would own you".

[1stguardian]

Hey!

[ Have a shove. And the Scowl of Doom. ]

I do not!

[1stguardian]

Looks like it. How're you taking the news?

[holeheart]

[Shove notwithstanding, the Hollow sniffs him again. Hmmm... nothing but the usual sweat and shampoo smells...!]

Well you don't smell any different.... maybe yer giving off some weird chemical that only Aizens can detect. Since, you know, they're so fuckin' transcendental and all.

[boughtabookstore]

Not. Well.

I retired.

[1stguardian]

Oh, you would not! It's not real fighting. It's fake. Maybe I'd own you</>.

[alapimp]

I should like to see you try.