I'll just make my own second season and then we'll all be sorry [I Made America]

[hamshotfirst]

Madam.

While I am indeed in staunch support of following a thing through until one has reached the desired conclusion or one's own death in the process, I must implore you to abandon this folly. I simply have not the time to participate. I must focus my passions on Adams' 2016 Presidential campaign! I must find Madison! Poor, dear, sweet Madison, alone in this modern world. And I confess, I am wary of your vacillating attentions. Do you too expect me to wait idly until you wish to embrace me?

ALEXANDER HAMILTON. WILL BE. NO. BOOTY CALL. Not a second time.

Also Benjamin Franklin has challenged me to a duel. Of Pop-Tarts. Now. If you will excuse me, I have much Tumblr to browse. The infinite scroll waits for no man.

I am your most obedient and humble servant,

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[trueson]

Sir,

Another from my time brought here, but you at least for a purpose unlike me. My...secretary of sorts... has been watching your adventures and I dare say they look far more exciting than mine, and filled with far more purpose.

It is good to see someone I recognize by reputation here at least!

[hamshotfirst]

Do my eyes deceive me? You too have been time-traveled, dear fellow? Do the treacherous ARFF know no decency at all? I swear solemnly that I shall write and see published such missives on their shortcomings that they shall weep and vomit, like Freshmen.

But pray tell me: has your health been well, or ill since coming to this time? This is no simple polite query, but a question of great import.

Your name, good sir?

[trueson]

Near enough to time traveled, though I spend my days attempting to convince my secretary we must prepare to write if she wishes me to tell my story, and in the teaching of Latin and Greek when the others here will have that. A different situation from mine, but requiring no less of a cruel mastermind, I believe. Simply...different ones.

My health has been rather well enough, though I will hazard a guess it is due to the many many doctors here rather than any reasons left entirely up to me. And yourself?

David Noble of the 4th Pennsylvania under General Wayne, Sir. A pleasure.

[playswithmonsters]

What's a booty call?

[hamshotfirst]

I think you may be a bit young to discuss such matters. Know this though: it is a hurtful thing.

[hamshotfirst]

But who could achieve such a feat if not the ARFF? If others have such technology, my fellow founding fathers and I would beg know of it!

Ah. I see. I'm afraid I must admit that I had hoped, selfishly, that you might have been afflicted as dear Madison was by the process, and that you might therefore have insight as to his location. I am also well, and the weather is moderate to brisk.

Ah! Mad Anthony?

[playswithmonsters]

Ohh.

Is it..when you show your butt to someone?

[ giggle ]

[hamshotfirst]

I...cannot say that it is not, actually.