So your App got accepted into route_29...

[itsjustdust]

Which is completely and totally awesome by the way. But. For the love of kami woman, CALM DOWN.

I thought I was supposed to be the perky one here, but you're starting to make me wonder if civilians literally can bounce off walls...

They can't, right?

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[kidsune]

People bounce?!

[itsjustdust]

Yeah! Haven't you ever watched a shinobi do it? If you want I can show you, it's totally awesome.

[kidsune]

[ Naruto hops up and down. ] Show me! Show me!

[itsjustdust]

[Totally puffed up and pleased here, he first walks up a nearby wall, then jumps off it, kicking off a table to stick to -another- wall on the other side of the room]

How was that?

[ihatereality]

......

You will learn soon enough that there is nothing in this world to take joy in....

[itsjustdust]

[Have a moment of staring. Then yelling.]

What kind of retarded stick up the ass comment is that?!

[ihatereality]

[Well, he might as well send his past self on his destined path early.]

I speak from experience. Because young Obito, I AM YOU.

[itsjustdust]

Oh fuck that, I died, you can't be me, you ass. [Have a whole lot of not believing you here.]