Mun is uncertain and Lucky ain't happy about it

[dowhatisays]

What the fuck do you mean, you ain't sure? You dragged me out to this place, and there's no fucking way I'm standing around twiddling my fucking thumbs waiting for you to make up your mind about this shit.

And the other thing, princess? If I'm here, I'm in charge, you got it? I don't play second fiddle to no fucking broad, you hear? We're doing things my way or you may find yourself in a bit of uncomfortable position.

And get a decent shot of my face, would ya? I look like a fucking chump in all these.

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[recognize_an_opportunity]

Charlie!

[He pauses, not wanting to sound overeager.]

What're you doing here?

[dowhatisays]

[Wow love you too bitch.]

What am I doing here? Why the fuck shouldn't I be here, huh? You saying I ain't interesting or something?

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I'm saying I haven't seen you around here before. No need to read anything more sinister into it.

[dowhatisays]

You know me, I always turn up if something's going down. How long you been here?

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Long enough. She's got me in some "game".

[dowhatisays]

You saying you're running some kind of game without me, now?

[recognize_an_opportunity]

No, this is the kinda game that runs us, not the other way around.

[A small smile.]

At least, it tries.

[dowhatisays]

This place's got you under it's fucking thumb, or what? 'cause if I was you I'd be looking into whose brains we gotta blow out. I'm done being under any more fucking thumbs.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Believe me, I'm looking into it. But this is a place that requires subtlety.

[dowhatisays]

You think everything fucking thing requires fucking subtly.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I seem to recall you finding my tactics profitable.

[dowhatisays]

[What do you have to go and use logic on him, for? It's an unfair advantage.]

So you gonna clue me into this scheme of yours, or do I gotta find out myself?

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I don't have a scheme, I just don't let places like this bother me.

[dowhatisays]

Of course you don't. You don't got some plan up your sleeve and I'm the fucking pope.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I guess that makes you the fucking pope. Good thing I'm not Catholic.

[dowhatisays]

Serious, Meyer. You're not fucking stuck there, are ya?

[recognize_an_opportunity]

As far as anyone can tell, yeah, I am. We all are.

[dowhatisays]

[If he had a chair right now he'd be throwing it across the room. WHY ARE THERE NO CHAIRS? HE NEEDS TO PROPERLY EXPRESS FRUSTRATION.]

Right. Who the fuck do I gotta fucking ice, huh? If you're too much of a pussy I'll take care of this myself.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

[He's... not quite laughing at you, Charlie, but he's not hiding his smirk, either.]

It's not always that easy. Killing people won't solve this problem.

[dowhatisays]

[Wow fuck you, see if he ever offers to kill someone for you again.]

You certain about that? I finds people start paying attention arounds then.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

[Oh, he so will. Because he can't resist killing people!]

I'm certain about that. You don't think I considered it myself?

[dowhatisays]

Yeah you consider every fucking angle, you just never wanna do anything about it.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

[Whoa now, that is too far.]

Would it be better to run blindly into everything like a certain fucking idiot I know?

[dowhatisays]

[Sometimes your words, they hurt.]

I'm trying to have your fucking back, Meyer. You're the one who got yourself mixed up in this to begin with.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I didn't choose to get mixed up in it. You don't choose it. You just get dumped there.