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[hit_frappe]

Happy New Year to you, munsie! Another year passed, another year averting destruction... or getting closer to it. Depends on whether whether you're a glass half full or empty kind of guy. Personally? I think we should just drink whatever's inside without making such a big fuss! It is going to have to empty out sooner or later.

We haven't spent much time together lately, so I really do hope you go through with this. Oh, what am I saying? Of course you will. You're appallingly easy to enable, for one, and you're still not done nerding over the masterpiece that is Kid Icarus. Best make use of it and scare up some old friends for me to hang out with!

And, ooh, I think I see some right over there... in that quaint, little city.

Comments

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

WHY

[hit_frappe]

Because.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

That's not a good enough answer!

[hit_frappe]

But Pitty, that's the reason for most of my endearing habits.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I hope you don't get in! I don't want you causing trouble in Hinoto-Ri when the city has enough trouble as it is!

And don't try to hijack my comments just to say how excited you are, mun!

[capitalaasshole]

Hell you ask me people are asking for destruction half the time the way they act. No one looks at themselves or thinks about a damn thing they're doing.

You're pretty much what people deserve with the way they act.

[hit_frappe]

Now we're just assuming. And when you assume, you make an ass out of u and... well, just u.

[Teehee.]

But I do mean that. Maybe I've turned over a new leaf since our last meeting. Maybe I'm ready to change my ways and get a new lease on undeath.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I'll believe that when I see it.

[hit_frappe]

Mm. Well, I couldn't care less about what people want or not. I know that's precisely what this half of the crossover focuses on, but I just can't give a darn.

[hit_frappe]

Incidentally, what sort of trouble are we talking about?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

There's a lot of monsters, most of the world is destroyed, and there's Viridi.

[capitalaasshole]

No wonder you're supposed to be some great source of destruction or whatever mangled idea of what Hades is you are! Listen to your attitude!

That's the kind of shit that's made the world what it is!

[hit_frappe]

You know, I've taken peeks at our nature goddess' diary whenever she forgets it out in the woods. This whole set up sounds like one of her fanfictions. Especially what with the glaring lack of a Pretty Palutena.

[hit_frappe]

Now, you're under the misconception that I should be caring. I'm supposing that's the reason for that potty mouth of yours. As the lord of the dead, it's not particularly my job to care about the living. Right? Or no?

Hm, or maybe you'd like to phone in Underworld Undead Resources and tell how I'm driving?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Don't talk to me about her fan fiction. Don't even remind me of it.

[hit_frappe]

Three words, Pitty.

I ship it.

[ptooey]

Good luck with that.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

You ship what?

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

...another Pittoo? How many of you are there?

[hit_frappe]

What indeed.

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

Just give me a straight answer!

[hit_frappe]

Only if you stop making it so fun to rile up your feathers. This is why all the big kids picked on you at Skyworld Elementary.

[ptooey]

As many as there are of you. And don't call me that!

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

There's no such thing!

[gforceinmyfaaaace]

I'll call you that all I want! You never complained about it after I was a ring!