Looking for a home!

[attentionwenches]

Oh, no. I wouldn't do well in Queen of Hearts at all. You'd never be content no matter what angle you take. It's simply impossible. You'll just have to take Amora there and find another place for me. Don't look so disappointed! You didn't want to play me as a girl, anyway. Trust me. I'd make a terrible woman.

Yes, even if I was born to it.

...right. I'll pretend I didn't hear that.


There must be somewhere agreeable to both of us. Let's see...you want a game of slow pace, with a "canon-update system" and nothing too terrible as far as events are concerned. I want somewhere comfortable, where my many talents will be appreciated. Oh, and a library. That's not so hard, is it?

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[makesoutfits]

Well... it's not really that bad. You kinda get used to it? And it's only in the... uh... meta? situations where it makes a difference anyway.

[attentionwenches]

That's not the point. I, Loki Odinson, am not suited to womanhood.

'Tis simple as that.

[makesoutfits]

Yeah, well, you say that.

And then they go ahead and do it anyway.

[notagamepiece]

[Trying (unsuccessfully) to hide a snicker.]

I dunno, you look like you could make a lovely lady.

[attentionwenches]

I assure you, I would not.

At least, not lovely enough to make it worth it.

[attentionwenches]

You speak from experience?

[notagamepiece]

Implying there's a point at which it would be worth it.

[Nope, he's not even trying to hide his amusement anymore.]

[attentionwenches]

Well, yes. If I became a woman, it should have to be one of peerless beauty. No man in Asgard would dare mock me for fear of earning my scorn. Even you would find your tongue tied in my gracious presence.

But alas, I would be quite plain. 'Twould only be an embarrassment.

[priorities.]

[makesoutfits]

Well. You know. Canonically, I'm a guy.

[notagamepiece]

That's a helluvan ego you've got there. Trust me, someone would always dare.

[Namely him, because he's a smartass.]

But hey, I guess you're right. There are worse things.