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Oh, look who it is. You don't even bother to say Merry Christmas anymore.

How was the movie? No, don't tell me. People dressed in really outdated styles all singing sad songs. Yeah, how is that more fun than me again?

Can I just say we don't need you adding anyone else to your list of volunteers? Because it's already pretty cramped, and I like to have my space. It's bad enough you have him around. He's just boring.

You know what I'd do? Watch my movies. Stop looking at everyone else and let's get back in business here.

Don't look at me like that. I'm not taking up all of your time. I just have more needs than they do.

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A canon review would not be amiss. However, my mun has taken to watching said movies with something called rifftrax commentary. Not flattering in the least. [ but hilarious! ]

Oh, so it's fine if we make fun of me.

Okay, I get it. I know when I'm not wanted. [And Tony acts like he's twelve.]

It was not my intention to make you feel unwelcome, sir. If I may point out, you are but one person on a team. The majority of japes will be handed out to the rest of the group. You will have one fifth of them.

Gee, thanks a lot. That makes it all better.

...the line about being a millionaire, playboy, philanthropist. That was terribly witty and direct.

Oh, flattery. Getting warmer.

It's billionaire, JARVIS. Quit dropping the zeros, you'll make me look bad.

Terribly sorry, sir. Must have been a glitch... [Or the mun being too tired to remember the proper quote *headdesk*]

Yeah? Just try not to glitch in public. We'll both be in trouble.

[It could easily be a joke to tease him, so it's all the same anyway.]

So noted.

[Very true, Jarvis' sarcasm is sometimes a little too dry to read.]

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