Seriously?

[supfirehawk]

You're really getting on my nerves now. I'm trying to deal with this whole... mourning thing and you think it would be funny if a Roland showed up? It's bad enough I'm exploring the bowels of a ship that has screwed up people before, I do not need my dead boyfriend miraculously making an appearance on top of that.

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[idkmybffbloodwing]

Well... At least he wouldn't be dead anymore.

[tactful.]

[supfirehawk]

He would be where it matters.

[idkmybffbloodwing]

I know. I'd try an' commiserate 'cause mine wants someone to pick up Moxxi, but I know it's not the same thing.

[supfirehawk]

Yeah, no. That is far from the same thing.

[mechromaniacal]

Oh damn. Your mun sounds downright evil.

[supfirehawk]

When she wants to be. I'm just glad she hasn't found anyone to make this happen.

[idkmybffbloodwing]

It'd be good to have him around the ship, you know. I imagine he'd be able to get some'a these idiots in line easier than we can.

[supfirehawk]

Yeah, I know. He is... was a better leader than either of us.

[mechromaniacal]

Yeah I think I would file that under "too soon"... way too soon. Like I'm imagining what it would be like if someone brought my Dad to a place like that and just..I'm sorry.

[supfirehawk]

Thanks, kid. I don't think it'll ever actually happen; it's the speculation that's getting on my nerves.

[idkmybffbloodwing]

While that's true, don't sell yourself too short, Lil. You've accomplished a hell of a lot, yourself.

[supfirehawk]

I'm not, but it isn't a job I was looking for when I came to Pandora. [ Cult icon was one thing. Resistance leader was another. ]

[idkmybffbloodwing]

Sure, but a hell of a lot's happened to us since we came to that damn planet, an' none of us expected any of it. Just gotta take it as it comes.

[supfirehawk]

That's been my plan since I set out.

[idkmybffbloodwing]

An' that's just what we'll have to do if the jump drives decide they want Roland to join us, I guess.

[supfirehawk]

That doesn't mean I'll be happy about it. [ She realizes how that sounds and sighs, placing one of her hands on her forehead. ] Not that I won't be happy to see him, but... It just feels wrong to have him there and not on Pandora.

[idkmybffbloodwing]

I guess for me, I'd rather see him again on the Tranquility than not at all. Be pretty weird, sure, but good, too. Though I dunno how that works, if he'd know what happened to him or not.

[supfirehawk]

I don't want to be the one to tell him. If this is my only chance to see him again, then I don't want to sour it.

[idkmybffbloodwing]

Then if he comes, an' doesn't know, I'll tell him. You'll have enough to deal with, just with havin' him show up.

[supfirehawk]

Thanks. He deserves to know what happened.

[idkmybffbloodwing]

Yeah. Wouldn't be right to keep it from him.

[supfirehawk]

Guess we'll have to wait and see if anything comes of this.

[mechromaniacal]

So like, I'll just totally change the subject then right? I heard you're on some creepy ship place [Because guess who shares a headspace with Angel :o]

[supfirehawk]

Yeah, that's where I am. The ship's the Tranquility.

[mechromaniacal]

Get any good weapons? How's the tech there? Think DT could shred the place up royally?

[supfirehawk]

I got to take my weapons with me and most of the people there don't even know what space travel is. And considering we have to survive for who knows how long, we don't need a robot rampaging around. I don't know if you'd be able to bring it along.

[mechromaniacal]

[she looks disappointed] aww. I don't know what I'd do without him though.

[supfirehawk]

You can make your player look into it because it'd be good to have you there, kid. We'll need the extra firepower if something happens.

[mechromaniacal]

Shiny! [I think there's a muse in here Mun doesn't know about. They're teaching me cool bitchin slang]

[handsomejack]

Are you kidding? Wouldn't mind Roland to showing up again at all! I mean, I'd love to shoot him over and over again, because really... One death just ain't enough these days, ya know?

[supfirehawk]

I could say the same for you. What hole did you crawl out of? [ Because she would love to send him back. ]

fjddgbv. sorry for typos. tagging with a phone XD

[handsomejack]

Awww, don't be like that, Lilith. Tell ya what. I'll be the first to say how I really feel. I'm the bigger man after all.

A'hem.

Next time I see you? I'm snapping your tiny little neck, so if you don't see Roland in your own messed up game-related way, you can bet your disgusting bandit ass you'll see him in hell.

It's all good ;)

[supfirehawk]

You'll snap my neck? I guess you don't remember what happened to you after the Vault Hunters kicked your ass.

[handsomejack]

Nope, guess I don't. Don't really care either because [ he laughs a moment ] I'm talking to you now, aren't I? A hell of a lot of good your psychopathic vault hunting friends did.

[ aka, he will forever be in denial ]

[supfirehawk]

You really aren't much when you don't have all your toys to hide behind. Show your face anywhere on that ship and you won't have it for much longer. [ She's killed him once and she knows she can do it again. ]

[handsomejack]

Oh. Wow. Is that the best you can do ? Come on , Lilith, threatening my face ? Believe me, if i show my face on that ship, it'd likely be the last thing you'd see. You know. Before the dead, mangled bodies of everyone you may have ever cared about.

[supfirehawk]

And you're doing any better? All you're doing is blowing hot air. You don't have any power here, much less where I am.

[handsomejack]

Oh well in that case... let me take this moment to give you a heartfelt apology. Golly, am i embarrassed about that neat-o genocide I was about to commit, and for giving your boyfriend a hug with a bullet out of a fiery rage caused by a load of scum guzzling pieces of bandit trash murdering my one and only daughter.

Maybe we can be friends.

Please, Lilith, accept my peace offering of a C4 sandwich. Maybe a Claymore blanket?

[ His tone gets serious now ]

My only regret was going easy on the lot of you. You may have had the last laugh in the end, but let me tell you something, kiddo. This is far from over.

[the_slab_king]

[Have a Brick standing with arms apart, most people would think he's offering a hug, but...]

Lil, if ya need someone ta punch or shit... I'm here.

[supfirehawk]

[ She knows what to expect from him and he earns himself a small smile. ]

You know you'd be the first person I'd call if I needed that.

[supfirehawk]

Yeah, what a great father, keeping your daughter trapped in that hellhole.

[ She is far from amused and refuses to give him much of a reaction. She's not going to give him the satisfaction of that, not after everything he's done. ]

It's more over than you think it is. You don't have any legs left to stand on.

[handsomejack]

You call it trapped, I call it none of your damn business. The day I explain myself to you is the day I invite you to all expenses paid trip to an igloo in 'ol Lucifer's backyard. Get it? Yeah, because hell'd haveta freeze over.

[ he raises an eyebrow ]

Oh really. I think thou hast gotten her feeble hopes too high and will be sorely disappointed on how strongly I can stand on the legs I have left.

[supfirehawk]

And what can you do without Hyperion to do your bidding?

[handsomejack]

You seem to be confused. I made Hyperion. Not the other way around.

[supfirehawk]

That doesn't change the fact it won't be there for you to hide behind.

[handsomejack]

So I'll make another multi-trillion dollar corporation. I know how difficult it is for you mouth breathers to accomplish anything worth while, but the thing about not being a feces throwin' useless waste of space and resources is I know how to get things done.

[supfirehawk]

You know what? I hope you do come to the Tranquility. Then I can watch you fail and liquify you all over again.

[the_slab_king]

[He scratches his head awkwardly. Feelings were never his strong point, but Lil is a friend, and he hates to see his friends upset. ...Especially when it's regarding Roland. First time he cried since losing Dusty. Makes a total of 3 times in his life.]

Want me to call in one of my slabs? I'm sure there's one or two that would love to be vaporized by the great Firehawk.

[supfirehawk]

[ That earns him a laugh. She had never taken as harsh a stance against Brick's gang as Roland had and in a morbid way, it was amusing how the structure of his group worked. How he had an endless stream of peons to send to their deaths, she didn't know. ]

I think I've got it under control for now, but I'll keep the offer in mind. What have you been up to, oh Slab King?