New muse is new and mun is way nervous about it...all the voicetesting...

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

You know, I get it. I really do. Why you would pick me, of all people. And I guess I should be honored.

Except that this is probably the dumbest idea you've had since you started watching this show. Seriously. Just because you love Greek "mythology" and playing with "daddy issues," that doesn't mean you should just pick up someone with less than twenty minutes of screen time.

[A sigh and some bitch-face.]

Fine. Have your fun or whatever. Only reason I'm not gutting you is because it's not going to amount to anything. That makes me feel better, it really does.

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[mini_dean]

Hey, don't get so down on yourself. I mean, look at me. I got 5 minutes of fame back in Season 3 and my mun made me into the awesomeness that I am now. So there's hope for you.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

Okay, you guys have got to stop using the word "awesome."

Now.

[mini_dean]

Nope, sorry. I've been saying it longer than you've been alive. So I totally outrank you.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

You can't outrank me.

[mini_dean]

Of course I can outrank you. I can totally outrank you.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

You so can't.

You're a guy.

[mini_dean]

And that makes a difference how?

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

It makes all the difference.

Also, you're an idiot.

[mini_dean]

Well, if you're coming from a world where men and women aren't equals, then you're actually the idiot.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

Don't call me an idiot.

Idiot.

[mini_dean]

Okay, how about I call you a moron instead?

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

How about I cut your tongue out?

[mini_dean]

Like to see you try, kiddo.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

Don't think I won't.

[mini_dean]

Then put your money where your mouth is.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

How about I put my knife where your mouth is?

[mini_dean]

Only if you can do it faster than I can put a bullet to your brain.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

Sissy boys need to hide behind their guns?

[mini_dean]

You have your weapons, I have mine. Doesn't make me a sissy. it means I'm still alive at the end of a zombie apocalypse.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

The what? What are you talking about?

[mini_dean]

Oh, guess you didn't get the memo. Hi, I'm Ben, and I'm from the world where zombies eat most of the population.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

Oh.

Other universes, right?

[mini_dean]

Preeeetty much. Though I probably exist in your world too, just not as old and handsome yet.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

So I'm older than you, then?

[mini_dean]

Only because you're a freak who aged 16 years in what, a few days? I did it the old fashioned way. I think I'm twelve when you're born.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

Then I outrank you.

[mini_dean]

No, because I'm still born before you. You don't have the experience to have the rank.

Sorry, but good luck next time.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

I'm so going to cut your head off.

[mini_dean]

You know, the fact you resort to threats with your knife every other sentence really shows a great maturity.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

Hey, it isn't easy.

[mini_dean]

What, coming up with intelligent conversation?

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

Being an Amazon, dick.

[mini_dean]

You don't have to be one if you don't want to be. Great thing about life, kiddo, is the whole free will thing.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

It doesn't work that way.

[mini_dean]

Yeah, it does. But you gotta be brave enough to tell them all the fuck off and go your own way.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

You don't tell your family to "fuck off."

[mini_dean]

Yeah, you do if they are making you do shit you don't want to. And technically I'm your family too. Distant, but still am.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

Is that supposed to make me feel better?

[mini_dean]

Just being honest, kiddo. You may feel they are your family, but you've known them what, a few days? And apparently gave you a very bloody-thirsty view of how to interact with others.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

And I've known you what? A few minutes?

[mini_dean]

Yup. And pretty much honest to you for all of those minutes.

[rough_sweet_sixteen]

You know who says they're being honest?

Liars.

[mini_dean]

Or people who are, you know, being honest and know it?