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Aʟғʀᴇᴅ F. Jᴏɴᴇs ✮ American Revolution ([personal profile] statusquorebel) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-12-28 02:20 am
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But, but, but, but...! AU's are lovely, America!

I appreciate that you've remembered me, mun, but I'm afraid not.

I do not want to be a merman.

They are supposedly cruel and predatory creatures, aren't they? That's not a very heroic character. Even if I ignore that you were not expecting me to play the hero, I'm not convinced there is a scenario where being a good and noble merman would be easy. I should not like to be a sea-monster.

Besides, that story you read had it wrong! Mermen are not beautiful. Ireland always said they were hideous and feral... Mean and less interested in humans than the females. And I was missing the iconic merman beard. Do you think that the writer was inspired by listening to Finland's mermen stories perhaps instead? I suppose that would make more sense...

But merfolk are not real anyway! I'm happy just the way I am. You should read fewer silly things so that your head is full of less such fantasies. You would accomplish more if you did! I think if you want to play with a mermaid, you should adhere to using the ladies you have for those pursuits. I have more important things to do, mun!
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[personal profile] bratzhena 2012-12-28 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
So your mun wants you to grow scales? I don't see anything wrong with it
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[personal profile] bratzhena 2012-12-28 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Belarus ponders to picture America with gills, fins and a merman's tail. She looked at him with a disgusted expression]

At least you can help me find brat if he was drowning in the middle of the ocean. And I suppose you do need to have a beard to be a man, period.

It could be much worse?
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no worries, take your time~!!!

[personal profile] bratzhena 2012-12-28 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I hear that the longer your beard, the manlier you are.

[I think, pretty much she understands that America was not this young when they first met. Leaves some room for a little bullying, since she doesn't owe THIS america anything]

....what's the english word for it. I believe England uses the word "brother"
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Hope you don't mind a bbEngland, forgotten muse was feeling lonely. >w<

[personal profile] babubrows 2012-12-28 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[England frowns at America, a little wary, as he tends to be around nations he doesn't know. He's very keen to get across an important point, however.]

But... but Merpeople are real, though!
Edited 2012-12-29 00:00 (UTC)
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[personal profile] theseasbemine 2012-12-29 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He glances to the younger him and has to smirk a little. Two against one!]

See? I told you they're real, did I not?
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[personal profile] theseasbemine 2012-12-30 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rev's heated reaction is rewarded with a chuckle from the Pirate and him coming closer.]

Aye, I'd have to agree. Therefore, this only means one thing.

[He stops before Rev and gives him a most secretive smirk. The Pirate's got a plan it seems.]
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Buhyoo! I don't believe you have.

[personal profile] babubrows 2012-12-30 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[England blinks back at the teenage nation, though at a little more ease now they're at the same level, with the other blonde smiling at him.]

Of course I have, I live on an island! There's lots of them around here.

[He pauses, before adding quietly:]

They're not always very nice, though.
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[personal profile] bratzhena 2012-12-30 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[She is completely unmoved by America's sudden change in expression. She didn't really care about emotions except for her brother's emotions and her own. But this was America. He may not be the America she knew, but he was still the same nation. She continued talking to him with the same cold voice]

My beloved brat is the most perfect nation alive. He is Russia.

Da, I am a Nation.
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[personal profile] theseasbemine 2013-01-10 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd have to come along on my ship one time so I can show you proof.

[He may look all confident and almost smug as he stands before the rebel, but he's also nervous. What if Rev doesn't want to come? What then?]
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[personal profile] theseasbemine 2013-01-10 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Sighs.]

Not the one I meant...
theseasbemine: (w-well!)

[personal profile] theseasbemine 2013-01-10 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you know you don't have to--

[Wait.]

Wot?

A-all right?
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[personal profile] babubrows 2013-01-10 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[England seems not to notice the change in the American's expression for now, frowning at the ground for a moment as he considers.]

They're... not, I suppose. Some- Someties I think they might be nice, but it's only a trick. I shouldn't want to be one. If you're a Merman, you have to be ugly.
Edited 2013-01-10 13:56 (UTC)
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[personal profile] theseasbemine 2013-01-10 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
What--No!

[The irritation surprises him too, eyes widening. So many surprises today, but then he supposes he should have seen it coming given Rev's mood. He sighs again and puts a hand over his hat, tipping it down as he lowers his gaze a bit.]

I... I do want you to come, I just...

[How to explain being his tsun self and how he's never asked anyone to really come with him before (to go and maybe hunt for mermaids of all things!) and how he had thought Rev would reject him anyway.]
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