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Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. [canon is Home Alone]
Hey, hey, come on, mun! Don't be like that! Christmas is supposed to be all about giving, right? So gimme a chance! I've got it all figured out.
See, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna steal usernames, and---and not just ANY usernames. We're gonna go for the gold! You know, like the fancy ones that are just one word, and all... Anyway. We hold onto those usernames, we trade them on the black market for points, we trade those points for some cash!
You with me so far? Okay, now I know what you're thinking, but this could be a great gimmick, you know? We're not the Wet Bandits anymore! This is bigger than that. This is even bigger than the Sticky Bandits! You know what we are? We're...
We're the Wank Bandits now!
...What? You don't think Harry's gonna like it?
See, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna steal usernames, and---and not just ANY usernames. We're gonna go for the gold! You know, like the fancy ones that are just one word, and all... Anyway. We hold onto those usernames, we trade them on the black market for points, we trade those points for some cash!
You with me so far? Okay, now I know what you're thinking, but this could be a great gimmick, you know? We're not the Wet Bandits anymore! This is bigger than that. This is even bigger than the Sticky Bandits! You know what we are? We're...
We're the Wank Bandits now!
...What? You don't think Harry's gonna like it?