hahahaha what. yeah this is a human Kyubey, WHO WOULD EVEN WANT HIM

[becomemeguca]

You know, mundane, the form that I take is irrelevant. I still have a job to do, and I certainly hope you don't have any intentions of trying to stop me. You've already seen how futile it is to try. It would be a very inefficient waste of both of our time, at this point.

So. Do you have a plan for us? Or, maybe, were you interested in making a contract with me?

... you're a bit too old for this-- that's right. Your emotions are too fine-tuned and settled. Forming a contract with you probably wouldn't even be worth the energy expelled to grant you your wish.

[well. rude.]