Muse practice: Potential app for Exit Void

[anythingyousay]

Who am I to say you already have enough silly characters to play in forum based roleplay games, I absolutely know nothing about this form of entertainment! And you obviously know how to properly manage your time to easily insert time for me in your completely free schedule.

I can't wait to be sent to a game that'll turn me mortal, where I will mostly like get slaughtered on a regular basis, though I probably deserve it! This'll be fun!

Comments

[fleurdecarnage]

Hmm, are you a glutton for punishment?

[conversationalnorwegian]

You know, this sounds really insincere!

If I didn't know any better I'd say it's a case of reverse psychological brain magic goin' on here.

[anythingyousay]

I guess you could say that! But there's really not much I don't enjoy.

oh my jesus a freakazoid

[anythingyousay]

Oh it's not insincere at all! I'm being completely serious about everything I say, I'm programmed to be extremely nice to every single person I meet. Haha, that seems like a really bad idea, doesn't it? Programming me like that? Really bad idea, or really nice!

Brain magic? That's ridiculous.

[fleurdecarnage]

I see. Then if there are any, what are things you don't enjoy?

[anythingyousay]

I guess mean words! I don't really enjoy using them at all, even if sometimes I do in order to be as truthful as possible. Mr House is a pretty awful person as well, I suppose I don't really enjoy him either! Not that my opinions matters.

[conversationalnorwegian]

Everyone, huh? No matter what?

[anythingyousay]

YEeeep!

[conversationalnorwegian]

Even if I do...



A-THIS!?

[Starts making this noise continuously.]

[fleurdecarnage]

My, your sense of self-worth will need some work.

Who is Mr. House?

[anythingyousay]

Wow, that is really annoying! You keep doing that! [Copies to the best of his ability.]

[anythingyousay]

I guess I'm not really programmed to have a sense of worth since I'm a robot and pretty much immortal, haha.

Mr. House is the current leader of the New Vegas Strip! He's a very powerful and very private man.

[conversationalnorwegian]

[Yeah, once he starts imitating the sound Freak only lasts a few seconds.]

Ahh, okay, okay! Uncle! Just quit it!

[anythingyousay]

Sure thing, pal.

[conversationalnorwegian]

Man, to think James Cameron had it all wrong!

Forget the terminators, an army of you guys doing that over and over would be way more terrifying.

[anythingyousay]

It's a funny thing that you'd say that!

[conversationalnorwegian]

Oh no...everybody! The robot apocalypse is here! Hollywood had it right all along!

Grab your children and run!

[anythingyousay]

Haha, it's all right! They're located no where near here, oh heck, I don't even think they're in the same dimension! There's no reason to protect your children anymore then you already would.

[justnumbers]

[Oh God, whut.]

You're Benny's bot, right?

[anythingyousay]

[Haha, well hi there!]

That's right! Or I was! The person controlling me right now has no idea what canon point I should be from yet. So I may or may not know you! Haha, wow, that's pretty inconvenient.

[justnumbers]

[Oh god, you're still as unnerving as ever, Yes Man.]

Yeah, that's something, all right. Just try not to ding the chrome, okay, Yes Man? You're kind of an important little bot. Guy. ...Thing.

[anythingyousay]

[Just trying to help you the best I can.]

Aww, that's really nice of you to say! It once again reminds me about how bad I feel to have set up your murder attempt.

[justnumbers]

[Keep up the good work.]

As well you should, given what would have happened to the Strip if I hadn't been around to stop the Omertas.

[anythingyousay]

[Of course!]

Well Benny did say they were pretty bad people! I'm sure he'd be happy you agreed with him, haha, if you hadn't killed him anyway.

[justnumbers]

[And if you're really good, I'll get Raul to tweak that casing, make you off-road capable.]

Yes. I'm sure he would. ...I don't want to talk about Benny, Yes Man. He doesn't get a say in things any more. Not him. Not the NCR. Not Mr. House or the Legion. We'll make things better for the Mojave together.

[stealthcowboy]

Well aren't you an optimist!

[snarkingscribe]

Well, if it isn't Benny's pet ego-stroker. Headin' off to get blown apart, eh?

[anythingyousay]

[Wow that would be just swell! But considering I'll be turning into a human in this new game, I guess that doesn't really helo me, haha.]

Okay, we won't talk about him then, if you really don't want to. Haha , oh wow. Well then, I definitely can help you with that! And have. I don't mind doing it all over again.

[anythingyousay]

I sure am.

[anythingyousay]

In a way, you could say that, yeah! But since I'll be a human it'll probably will be a bit more messy, oh goodness.

[stealthcowboy]

Whoever programmed ya must have been a really happy person, yeah?

[Where can he get one?!]

[anythingyousay]

Haha, not at all.

[stealthcowboy]

At all? Not even a lil bit? A teeny weeny lil bit?

[anythingyousay]

He could be happy sometimes. But he sure enjoyed complaining!

[stealthcowboy]

Mind me askin' what you're programmed for, exactly?

[anythingyousay]

Not at all! My function is to monitor Mr. Houses data network and to decode his encrypted transmissions the best I can.