trapped in sample hell.

[beknighted]

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[ex_agoodsoldier468]

Brood, really? Doesn't suit you, Dickiebird.

[beknighted]

Preaching to the choir, Father Todd.

[catwoman]

I didn't take you for being the over dramatic type.

[beknighted]

Never by choice. But if it gets me where I want to go...

[catwoman]

And where exactly is that, handsome? I hope it's some place tropical and has a beach.

[beknighted]

It's certainly those two. But you know us, Selina. No time for vacation.

[Apart from a CANONICAL ONE YEAR CRUISE HA HA HA ... HA ...]

[catwoman]

Come on bird-boy, I'm sure you take a break once in a while.

If not, I can always drag you out to do something fun.

[Shhh we don't need to think of these things.]

[beknighted]

Well, I'm sure in between monster attacks and Tim freezing me out because of something I do in the future, we could have an absolute party.

[Although the Selina of this era is sort of weird to him. He's so not examining why. There's no need.]

[catwoman]

Oh are you a naughty boy in the future?

[beknighted]

[SELINA, JESUS. QUIT TROLLIN]

Hilarious. I don't want to talk about it.

[catwoman]

[NO. IT'S FUN.]

Are you sure? I can keep a secret from daddy-bat if that's what you're worried about.

[beknighted]

[ B| ]

That's really not an issue. Believe me.

[catwoman]

Oh, oh! Can I make a guess? You turn into tall, dark, and broods-too-much and little bird number tw--er--three doesn't like it?

[beknighted]

You know, Selina, if you want to play step-mom, you should really get to know us better than that. I mean, even Talia can do that much.

[Fine enjoy countertrolling.]

[catwoman]

[Gasp. He did not go there.]

...

That was low.

[beknighted]

Then I guess you better lay off, huh? What's in your future is my present. I'm having a hard time laughing about it.

[Relenting—] But for whatever it's worth, I'd rather have you as "family" any day over her.

[catwoman]

Whoa there.

You're telling me he shacked up with her?

I'm insulted.

[beknighted]

No. Not really. But you'd have to ask him for details.

[catwoman]

I'll put that on my to-do list. Right after I kick his ass.

[beknighted]

[Whoops.]

Selina... come on. It's not like you two exchanged promise rings. Or is it specifically Talia you object to? I can understand that.

[catwoman]

Oh no, it's just her.

[beknighted]

Nobody else is thrilled about it, including him. So go easy, all right?

[catwoman]

Okay, okay. It's not like I'm really serious. As much as I wish a giant wall would fall on top of her, we lead our own lives.

[beknighted]

[Maybe he should say something, considering his future relationship with Damian, but Dick honestly doesn't know what to say. He'll never really understand Talia, whereas he knows and likes Selina.]

Is that how you want it?

[catwoman]

Not much I can do about it, handsome. You guys are all on team goody-two-boots and I'm a bad girl.