Muse is wary of mun's plans

[celestial_wizard]

Do you think you could find it in your heart to stop looking for things to embarrass me, or Natsu?

That situation at the party could have turned out a lot worse than it did! Think of my reputation! Think of Fairy Tail's reputation! And when Erza gets her hand on us I'm not sure I'll survive. [ No, she was absolutely certain she would die. ;o; ]

It's not fair, I'm not even the one who wrecked those buildings. [ SIIIIIIIIGH. Because she was PARTIALLY to blame for getting drunk in the first place. sob. ]

[ Pause. ]

If I didn't know better I'd say you were looking forward to putting me in terrible situations. I think I'm reconsidering our partnership in this game.

Look just - keep the mistletoe away from me, okay? I know you.

If you put half as much energy to finding castmates as you do plotting things...

Comments

[voice_seeker]

[Uh-oh.]

I'm...currently hosting a party in my game too. Do you think you could tell me what to avoid? I really want this to go well....

[celestial_wizard]

[ Hrm. ]

I'd keep a close eye on the drinks. Someone feeling 'mischievous' might think they should make the party more 'interesting' by slipping alcohol in it.

[voice_seeker]

[Suddenly, his Mun's agreement for a party isn't seeming so benevolant to Eric.]

Thanks. Anything else?

[a_terrible_fate]

[There's a kid in a creepy mask huddled up in a corner. What do?]

[alchemiswithminiskirt]

...

My calculations are in no way related to words, mun. Rather, context clues are what suffice in terms of proper grammar and syntax.

The calculations come in when they lead me to the conclusion that...

[Eureka!]

You are having much more fun than me, Miss...Heartfilia, was it?

[celestial_wizard]

I think that's the most important thing. It's okay to get a little rowdy -[ Heck, her guild was all about rowdy ] but you should make sure no one gets hurt.

[celestial_wizard]

[ Eye him cautiously. Whadufug. ]

... Hello?

[celestial_wizard]

WHAT?

I am not! My mun is always causing me all kinds of trouble!

Ah, and you can call me Lucy.

[alchemiswithminiskirt]

I have taken that into account. I simply marched up our activity--your burned down buildings to my zero, for example--and found my resume of duties has...well, it is nonexistent.

*sigh*

But that's just some meaningless digress. My name is Sion. And I can assure you, I very much envy your position.

[voice_seeker]

[It's OK to get rowdy? Max is happy to hear that; he was worried he wouldn't be allowed to participate in his own master's party! He gives a happy bark before jumping up at Lucy and licking her face.]

[a_terrible_fate]

[He looks up and stares for a moment before talking.]

Did you come... to play with me?

[celestial_wizard]

[ OHGOD WHAT IS THIS SHE'S BEING ATTACKED BY A MOP WITH A TONGUE ]

AUGH!

[ Down she goes with a startled laugh, covering her face. OGODHELP ]

[celestial_wizard]

[ Uh.... ]

Play with you? ... er... sure, why not? [ What's the harm, right? ]

[celestial_wizard]

I-It's nice to meet you Sion-san.

[ Sigh. ] I wouldn't mind so much if she put her attention to more productive things. You're lucky if your mun doesn't cause trouble for you.

[voice_seeker]

[Max continues licking her until Eric manages to pull him off and help Lucy back to her feet.]

Sorry, I really should've warned you about Max right off. He gets overly excited around new people.

[alchemiswithminiskirt]

Hmm.

...

It 'is' trouble, from a certain perspective. Inaction. A refraining from action. I am one for progress, Miss Heartfilia. Being a "benchwarmer" (as they're called) is the exact opposite of my sort.

[a_terrible_fate]

[Oh Lucy, you sweet and naive girl you. He reaches behind him and produces a mask and holds it out to Lucy.]

Let's play good against bad. You be the bad guy. When you're the bad guy all you do is run, okay?

[OOC: Up to you how the mask affects Lucy if she puts it on. :3]