OH FUCK. OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK. WE ARE SO FUCKING DOOMED. AS IF HAVING A PSYCHOPATHIC GOD-LIKE MONSTER TRYING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING WASN'T EVEN FUCKING ENOUGH! NOW THERE'S A FUCKING MOON TRYING TO CRUSH OUR NOOKS TO DEATH. OH DOUBLE FUCK.
[Fuck off, moon! She's trying to get Draco to take her to the MCR concert. And he can put his really big thingy in her tool sexily while they're flying to the concert in his flying gothic black car.
She flips the moon off, her fingers painted black with red pentagrams.]
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