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I don't know about you, but I could certainly use more entertainment in my life, sweetheart. These games, I'm sure we can find someplace suitable. Somewhere that won't hold back any of my power, of course, with plenty of women-- and blood.

Which, of course, is only one of the drinks I'm hoping to find.

I'm not sure I'd want the others there, though. What, Klaus with all his 'I'll dagger you' nonsense and.. I guess the others wouldn't bother me much.

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It's good to know you're not picky. Should make finding a game a hell of a lot easier.

Yeeeeah, hanging around the fam sucks.

Because you're totally such a prize that we're all dying for a piece of you. Right.

I'm an easy type of guy, what can I say?

And what do you know about my family?

It's as though you read my mind.

Or maybe you're just stating what's on yours. Either way, I feel flattered.

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More than I want to, frankly. Freaky old vampires scare the shit outta me.

So then you're telling me I scare you?

Maybe a little...

Shouldn't tell orginals about your fears, sweetheart.

Well, see, here's the thing. You're not my progenitor. And as freaky as you might be, he's way scarier.

Here I am, telling you not to tell me what you're afraid of, and you choose to go further into detail. How amusing.

Well, everyone always said I had nothing but fluff between my ears.

[She shrugs, not terribly bothered.]

That's the groovy thing about Dagaz though. Only two vampires and I get to be the MacDaddy.

Name's Diana, btw. Diana Abel. A-B-E-L. As in, "Caine and dot, dot, dot..."

Yes, I can tell you lack some intelligence.

[ he returns the shrug. ]

Never heard of Caine. Doesn't really interest me, either.

Nah, you're not the type for history lessons.

If you were from my world, I'd totes peg you for a Toreador.

[She flutters her eyelashes.]

You're just so pretty.

Why read history when you can make it?

[ he doesn't get what she's calling him, but he's ready to move on from the subject so.

he let's it go. ]

Dashing, aren't I?

Wouldn't be surprised if the Grasp picks you. It seems to have a thing for pretty people.

[ he exhales. ]

I have little patience for vagueness.

This is my surprised face.

Nah, the Grasp is this inter-dimensional kidnapping thingy. It's been nabbing people, particularly pretty people, and dropping them down in the middle of his weird-ass city called Dagaz.

Ya know. Where I'm the MacDaddy vampire.

I just can't fool you, can I? Over three centuries of waiting and I think I've finally found the one.

I'd take you home to meet my mom, but she's kinda dead. Hope you don't mind.

I'm glad we share that connection. To think, I've been waiting but ten centuries.

[ only he hasn't. ]

Look at that, we already have so much in common. [ dramatic eye-rolling. ]

For someone so old, you're really young at heart. I hear the local high school is still accepting students.

[ maybe he and damon can sign up together. ]

I'm already spoken for. Nice try, though.

I haven't gotten to live out much of my life. Perhaps someone with a solid three hundred years could help me.. liven things up a bit, hm?

[ gurl, damon is not cool enough to attend school with him. ]

And who's the lucky mate?

Your pick up lines need some serious work. Besides, I'm already helping someone out. I'm not a life coach.

[ >assuming he's actually cool. ]

I don't make it a habit to kiss and tell.

They aren't my forte, but I'm always up for a challenge. Sounds like you are.

[ omg so judgy. ]

Why not?

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