idk because young accounts are always necessary IDK

[jumpeduplittleshit]

You couldn't just leave well enough alone, could you? No, I suppose that's too much to ask for. You could at least do some reading for this.

And the username isn't funny.

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[deskjob]

Little shit, is it?

[revenge_is_sweet]

I find it rather amusing.

[jumpeduplittleshit]

Not generally how I'd introduce myself.

[jumpeduplittleshit]

My reputation precedes me, I see.

[deskjob]

Oh, but I think it might be fitting.

[revenge_is_sweet]

How so?

[jumpeduplittleshit]

Do you always assume the worst, or have I just got one of those faces?

[deskjob]

It's defnitely one of those faces.

[jumpeduplittleshit]

I'm told I'm a funny sort of man.

James Bond.

[jumpeduplittleshit]

This is the part where you tell me it's all right, because it's a very nice face.

[deskjob]

Because your ego needs to be stroked.

[jumpeduplittleshit]

A smart man never turns down an ego stroking. [James no. No, James.]

[deskjob]

I'm not sure intelligence has much to do with it.

[jumpeduplittleshit]

You'd ruin my delusions of intelligence, too?

You're cruel, ma'am.

[deskjob]

And you are actually pouting. [ Wow. ]

[jumpeduplittleshit]

[What, he is a grown ass man (lolno), he doesn't pout.]

Only if it inspires kindness.

[myresponsibility]

It's kind of funny.

[deskjob]

[ Please. He's a puppy in comparison to the James she knows. ]

I could pat your cheek if you'd like?

[jumpeduplittleshit]

[This is an incredibly apt description.]

I said kindness, not pity.

[jumpeduplittleshit]

Yes, I'm sure it's hilarious when you're still giggling at curses. [James he is not that much younger than you now....]

[deskjob]

[ Well. She kind of likes him like this, too, for what it's worth. ]

You're quite demanding.

[myresponsibility]

I'm just saying. It's not exactly the most inaccurate way to put it, is it?

[jumpeduplittleshit]

[And she hasn't even seen him in uniform yet.]

When I know what I want, I go after it.

[jumpeduplittleshit]

Neither is it the most accurate.

[myresponsibility]

What would you have picked?