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[warbleronsmythe]

 Well, at last you've let me out of that cage of a head of yours. I've been up there for a while, and now that you know you can type for me, it's great. 

Thank god for that damn TV show, and your very odd love of me. 

Find me a home now, because being stuck up here the whole time is not going to be good for either of us. 

And I'm honoured to be sharing a headspace with that Winchester man, who has the greatest jawline and ass, and the older man, who I still don't really know. 

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[surgicalprodigy]

Hey!

You're one of those..guys from the weird show about singing.

Well we've got a BOATLOAD of them where I am!

[warbleronsmythe]

Ah, look a fan.

And where might that be?

[justbeme]

Your mun should've kept you locked up in there.

[surgicalprodigy]

Entranceway! It's pretty small, but it's been picking up recently, and there's...seven people from wherever it is you're from.

I'm friends with a few of them.

[warbleronsmythe]

Well, look at that, the spicy Latina I'd almost consider going straight for. Because I will give it to you, you can belt it.

Miss me?

[warbleronsmythe]

Aiden is going to look at it. He likes that Kurt and Blaine are there.

I'm not overly fond of Gay-Face Hummel.

[surgicalprodigy]

Gay face? Isn't that a bit harsh?

[ suspicious glance is go. ]

Especially coming from someone who just said a man has a nice ass.

[warbleronsmythe]

I can be as harsh as I want to when I'm telling the truth.

And yes. I'm gay. What's your point? Kurt has gay-face

[justbeme]

Never gonna happen, Psycho Diva. Not even if you grew tits since I last saw you.

I don't even miss my parents, why would I miss you?

[warbles]

Someone else picked you up. [ Color him surprised and a little happy. Sebastian's a friend. And he hardly sees him around here. ] Modest as always.

[warbleronsmythe]

Ah. I should have known.

Because at least I can keep up with you.

[warbleronsmythe]

Blaine. Always a pleasure to see you. [He's pretty pleased too. His favourite Warbler. Who he's now madly crushing on, and not just for a good shag.] Oh come on, I"m the most modest.

[warbles]

Thanks. [ Oh Sebastian. Blaine is still a pile of issues, a single pile, but a pile nonetheless. ] Like you've been modest once in your life. It's okay. Some people just aren't meant to be modest. If you were, I'd probably worry about your sanity.

[justbeme]

Yeah, you're not bad. I'm still better.

[surgicalprodigy]

Woah, woah. Okay, what exactly is gay-face?

[warbleronsmythe]

Oh. There's your confusion.

Okay. So some gay guys could pass as straight, Kurt couldn't if he tried. He has a baby-face. Which in most terms, once past the age of about seventeen, is gay-face

[warbleronsmythe]

[He doesn't care. But he cares about Blaine. And wants to hold him and be there for him until the end of time.] Maybe once. ...Nope. Nevermind. Never have been, never will be. But it's who I am. And you, Warbler, are too modest.

[warbles]

[ Wow. Really getting in touch with your feelings there, Smythe, aren't you? ] So, you're with a Winchester... and I'm with Rachel's latest boyfriend, a paralegal, two vampires (I wish I was kidding), and a werewolf (I really wish I was kidding.) Looks like you lucked out.

[warbleronsmythe]

Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that, sugartits.

[warbleronsmythe]

[Oh, most definitely. He's a changed man. And really sucks at hiding his feelings for Blaine. It's annoying, really.]

Yeah. The hot one, with the jaw and stunning green eyes. And some old guy who goes by Balthazar.

...You're kidding, right? Vampires and werewolves? Seriously? And isn't Rachel's new beau a serious hot piece of ass?

[warbles]

[ Better then being an outright ass in general, right? But, hey, he's gone five minutes without insulting Kurt. ]

He's - very attractive. [ A shake of the head. ] But, he's straight, Sebastian. And besides...

[warbleronsmythe]

[ He's trying his hardest. He likes Blaine too much to insult Kurt right now.]

Doesn't mean you can't change his mind. I'd certainly try.

[Cocked eyebrow]

Besides what?

[warbles]

... I'm not looking. I may have broken up with Kurt but... I'm not... looking. We're just getting to be friends again. The last thing I need to do is make a pass at his roommate's boyfriend.

[warbleronsmythe]

Well, then find another cute boy, that's not in New York, that's here at home. Just because you feel you don't deserve to ever be happy or have fun again doesn't mean you don't. Because even though it happened, and you don't want to hurt Kurt, you should still go out and have fun once and a while, Blaine.

[warbles]

... I have fun. [ Hah. Right. Even the brackets are judging you, Blaine. ] And it's not that easy.