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[magebait]

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If you are feeling that in your head right now, that is my burning hatred for you.

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[anderp]

Your burning hatred doesn't precisely know bounds.

[vrihedd]

It's a common thing to feel for these dh'oine, let me assure you.

[likeabasalit_an]

Now Fenris, is that any way to feel so close to Satinalia? Why not try some burning fruitcake instead.

[magebait]

Neither do yours.

[magebait]

[That's no elf he's familiar with. Maybe it's a DA3 design.]

By that word, I assume you mean the mundanes?

[magebait]

[Dashing through the snow...]

Why is it burnt?

[because everybody hates fruitcakes]

[a_very_neat_monster]

Oh my, I never thought to try that!

[likeabasalit_an]

[rotfl]

Because everything is better when set on fire! [Right? Fruitcake en flambé is totally a thing.]

[magebait]

[What, the fruitcake?

Here, have a blinking elf.]

[magebait]

If I had a copper for every time I've heard that...

[It will never be less annoying.]

[backstabbing]

Someone's certainly in the holiday spirit.

[a_very_neat_monster]

...

Hm, my mundane doesn't seem to be feeling anything. Perhaps I don't hate her enough? Are you doing anything special?

[likeabasalit_an]

You'd hire someone to clear the bodies out of your mansion and plant some daisies around front?

[magebait]

Allowing her to imagine myself ripping her heart out. [Doesn't take much, really.]

[magebait]

[Hey now, those dead bodies build character.]

We've discussed that before, Hawke.

[magebait]

[magebait]

[...yep, he hates this mun.]

[likeabasalit_an]

Yes, if you consider "Fenris, you really ought to consider taking those bodies out before you develop some terrible Kirkwall plague from them as they putrefy in your front entrance" and "pfaugh" to be a conversation.

Which I don't.

[a_very_neat_monster]

Well isn't that pleasantly visceral. I'm sure I could imagine doing a variety of equally eloquent tortures, but she doesn't really fit my victim's profile.

[backstabbing]

[BE CAREFUL WITH THAT ICON YOU MIGHT ATTRACT UNWANTED ATTENTION FROM ANDERS.]

Oh I can certainly see the resemblance. How unlucky of your mun to be stuck with someone who is decidedly lacking in a sense of humour.

[CHEEKY GRIN]

[magebait]

[He just cannot go through a day without meeting some psychopath. What's next, he's a healer in his spare time?]

How very fortunate for her.

[a_very_neat_monster]

[a pleasant smile.]

Your ears are very interesting. Are you some sort of Christmas elf?

[vrihedd]

[Well, if people keep believing that one YouTube video some guy uploaded of the W2 opening, he is.]

Humans. And I suspect yours is a conniving one, much like the others.

[magebait]

[EW MAGE COOTIES NO.]

How unlucky indeed. You two would make a perfect match.

[magebait]

No.

[He has no idea what a Christmas elf is but won't ask.]