You're not my dad Optimus

[trucking]

I'm not saying you don't know what you're doing, but...

I really think you should reconsider this thing between Sentinel and I.

It's only going to lead to trouble.

I don't want to hurt hi make things even more awkward.

[an expectant pause. He's definitely going to be obeyed rn, right?]

And on a completely different note, can I ask why there are 10 Decepticons to every 1 Autobot in your headspace? This seems a little ...dangerous.

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[chinderella]

[ slowly pulling hand down face ] You do realize every bot and their motherboards can see this, right?

Maybe you should just leave your mun alone and we can both pretend neither of us knows what you're talking about. [ that will totally work ]

[trucking]

What? Hey, I was wording that carefully.

This is important to me, Sentinel. It means something, what we're doing.

[chinderella]

What it means is that you should shut off your voicebox before you make an aft of yourself.

[trucking]

Come on, that's not fair.

Are you planning on keeping this a secret indefinitely?

[chinderella]

Yes.

[rusted_prime]

[Optimus and Sentinel?

...

SNICKER

Oh Optimus, he always thought you had better taste than that. But hey, he's not going to be rude about it. Much.]

Sounds like you're having a regular party there, Optimus.

[MORE SNICKERING]

[trucking]

Rodimus? [YOU'RE ALIVE

and laughing at him oh]

It's gonna take a while to get some of these kinks straightened out, but I think once I do I can get my mun and I into a mutually beneficial environment, without any--...

...You know, you don't have to laugh, it's not funny.

[whoa somebody's defensive]

[rusted_prime]

[Yes he does have to laugh, it's hilarious.

Keep talking Optimus, seriously.]

Hey I didn't say anything!

[If you have a chin fetish than it's really none of his business.]

Soo... what kinks are you talking about exactly? Simple curiosity you understand.