[homeless, considering dramadramaduck]

[ovinologist]

While I'm pleased that you're considering a venue that would allow me to remain with the pack- that does show some level of courtesy on your part- I would really prefer not to be distracted. We are rather occupied with the move at the moment.

Besides, there seems to be a distressing lack of proper cravats in view on those 'video' posts. Surely there's somewhere more appropriate to be found.

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[atadflamboyant]

Oh, Dolly! Are you coming to join us?

[ovinologist]

Lord Akeldama. She did mention that you were involved in it as well.

It seems that I might be.

You get both. So that you can play him off different personality types. DOING THIS FOR YOU BB.

[chapter_behind]

The move --

You wouldn't happen to know a Lady Alexia Maccon, I don't suppose.

[ovinologist]

I know Lady Maccon quite well, in fact.

[chapter_behind]

First the vampire, now another... It seems that more and more individuals are being pulled from her world.

[atadflamboyant]

How perfectly splendid! We shall have to ready things for you!

Now, not a word of this moving nonsense to dear Alexia, her mundane has not brought her to that point yet.

[ovinologist]

I'll make certain to be circumspect. [He's good at keeping secrets, after all.]

[ovinologist]

She has been something of a catalyst for change in the past, so I'm not surprised that it's happening again.

[atadflamboyant]

It would never do to spoil the surprise!

[ovinologist]

It would make things somewhat difficult if she were aware of it before she ought to be, wouldn't it?

[welcometowaitress]

Cravats? Oh my god, I didn't think those still existed. Do you pet it like a cat and fluff it up all the time?

[atadflamboyant]

Alexia, difficult?

[chapter_behind]

By "catalyst for change," I will assume you mean she brings it like an avalanche and beats us all into submission until we accept her will.

[Who has all the grumpy feels for Alexia right now?]

[ovinologist]

Of course not. Once tied, they're best left alone.

[ovinologist]

I wouldn't put it so abruptly.

[But yes.]

[ovinologist]

I realize the idea is practically absurd.

[welcometowaitress]

You must be super rich if you can talk about a cravat with any seriousness whatsoever. You realize it sounds like it should be some part of your anatomy, right?

[chapter_behind]

I would. But it is possible that I am a bit bitter, at the moment.

[ovinologist]

[My dear girl, it's terribly crass to talk about wealth AND anatomy so casually.]

I'm afraid I haven't any idea what you mean.

[ovinologist]

May I ask what her ladyship has been doing to inspire such bitterness?

[atadflamboyant]

Oh, Dolly, you are so amusing.

[welcometowaitress]

[Terribly crass is Max's middle name.]

Seriously, I know this may not have occurred to you because you rich people are stuffy like this, but "cravat" sounds just like "asscrack."

[ovinologist]

I can assure you that it most certainly does not.

[chapter_behind]

Beyond existing and speaking to me?

I'm sorry. It has seemed in a few of our past conversations that she has been... less than sympathetic.

[That's James Norrington for "laughing her ass off at me."

Because she has been.]

[ovinologist]

You're too kind, my lord.