re: a couple of threads

[bringsthefrost]

Yeaaaaaah I really don't like the look you get on your face when you use the word 'bicycle' in conjunction with my name.

And hey, don't look at me like that. You're the one who made yourself upset over that thread with Tooth. It's not my fault. At least not directly.

Whoa wait why are you reading it again?

[Sighs at his mun.]

I'll go get the Kleenex.

Comments

[myownhand]

I don't even know what a bicycle is and I don't like th'term. I guess at least my mun doesn't get teary-eared over any threads with me yet.

[hawkwaaaard]

[bringsthefrost]

Something to do with shipping or whatever that means. [He runs his hand down his face a little in exasperation.] Yeah, just. Be grateful about that. It's embarrassing.

[myownhand]

I don't know. I think it already may be too late. [As much as she detests saying that.] Apparently she already got two other muns hurtin' without even doin' any "threads", just by pointin' out that I'd die before you.

[Look. I'm not a terrible person. I just like to cause terrible emotions.]

I've stopped payin' attention t'be honest. Y'only hear bad news either way.

[bringsthefrost]

[He gives a roll of his eyes when his mun lets out a sniffle that has nothing to do with her cold.]

I'm starting to think that might be a good idea. Ignorance is bliss and all that.

[myownhand]

I just try t'refuse t'go along with any of it. I don't want t'be in a.. "ship" right now anyway. I've got way too many things t'do.

[This is code for Merida is actually the most awkward person ever when it comes to romance and it's actually hilarious to torture her.]

[bringsthefrost]

You and me both. I've got way too much winter to spread around without dealing with this.

[It's a busy life being the embodiment of winter.]

[myownhand]

[She just laughs a bit sheepishly]

I guess I'd rather just avoid my duties. My mother wants me t'get married.

[yaaaaaay being a princess.]

Spreadin' winter though, that soudnds like it'd be interestin'.

[bringsthefrost]

Yikes. That sounds rough.

[Another perk to being a spirit. No earthly ties and free to do as he pleased.]

Oh it's interestin'. You've never seen a snow day till you've seen one of mine.

[myownhand]

I managed t'get it worked out, for th'most part. [You know, after turning her mother into a bear and nearly causing war between four different kingdoms. nbd]

[Well a downside would be that most everyone you know dies before you trollolololoolloloololol]

Well I wouldn't be against y'bringin' one around t'my side of the woods every once in a while. Maybe it'll be easier for me t'escape my mum.

[bringsthefrost]

[That's about the only downside but he tries not to think about it. crai.]

I think I could do something about that.

[myownhand]

[Uh oh, there's a dangerous grin]

And if y'see any boys tryin' t'impress me, feel free t'let loose.

[BECAUSE REALLY. NOPE.]

[bringsthefrost]

[That dangerous grin gets a mischievous smirk in return.]

I've got a couple of snowballs that I have a vague idea of where to send.

[myownhand]

[There's a little curtsy]

Thank y'kindly, Jack. [Just in case she doesn't manage to catch you before the entire castle is embroiled in a snowball fight]

[bringsthefrost]

[He gives her a salute.]

More than welcome, Merida. [Oh ho, he can't wait to get into that. Her brothers are fun :D]

[myownhand]

[Just don't let Elinor catch sight of you. You may be winter, but she's the queen, mmkay?]

Sooo, beyond bein' a bicycle and breakin' your mun's heart, what are you up to?

[bringsthefrost]

[It's not like adults can see him or anything outside of this place anyway.

He shrugs.]

Oh the usual that doesn't involve making it snow. Loitering around the headspace while she decides where she's going to send me, hanging out here and a couple of other places.

[myownhand]

Sounds pretty similar t'what I've been doin'. She's been tryin' t'decide if she should send me somewhere or not. Really, I'm just glad t'be out.

[bringsthefrost]

Same. Nothing bugs me more than being cooped up so it's nice to get out and stretch my legs.

1/2

[myownhand]

And at least we aren't getting married--

2/3 i lied.

[myownhand]

--NOT to EACH OTHER, just. In general.

3/4 crap. I lied again....

[myownhand]

I'm sure you would be a very nice husband, but I'm just not ready and--

OKAY I'M DONE.

[myownhand]

[FACEPALM.]

Och, nevermind. You know what I mean.

[Good. Don't dig that grave any deeper, Merida.]

ahahaha oh my god

[bringsthefrost]

[If he was drinking something he would've either choked on it or spat it back out. Instead his eyes grow wide and he waves his hands a little in slight panic.]

N-no. No, I get you. And believe me, I'm sure you'd...um...be a swell wife but...y'know, I've got winter duties and everything and I don't feel like getting attached to anyone anytime soon.

[It's not something he wants. Nosiree.]

=n= I am sorry for your inbox

[myownhand]

[Just, hands over her face. OH GOD THE SHAME...]

No, I understand. I understand completely. [UGHUGHUGH AWKWARD SEAS. Let's try to steer this boat out of it, mmkay?] So, uh. How'd you get th'whole "embodiment of winter" job anyway? Were you just born into it?

hush don't apologize

[bringsthefrost]

[Yes, yes. Getting off that topic is a good idea.]

You could say that. The Man in the Moon told me who I was. I went along with it. The rest is history.