Probably spoilers for the recent episodes of Glee in the comments.

[sweetladykisses]

You're acting like it wasn't already obvious that I'm awesome.

Comments

[warbles]

It bothers me, how distracted we are from realizing how badly Marley is doing. Skipping meals? That's not healthy.

[sweetladykisses]

Yup, it's pretty much a mess at McKinley, but what else is new?

[warbles]

It hasn't always been... a mess. It's high school. High school's messy, right?

[sweetladykisses]

Blaine, I was there for two years before you came along. It's always been a mess.

[warbles]

What did I miss? [ He's heard some of it. Like Will's ex wife - but only vaguely. And of course Quinn's illegitimate child. ]

[sweetladykisses]

Where to start? The teachers that are hornier than most of the student body? The number of times people quit Glee Club? I know you know about... Dave. [Actually, that's still a touchy subject.] The hallway fights? The crazy love trinagle with Puck, Rachel, Finn, and Quinn... Wait, that's a square...

Oh, and of course, my personal favorite, Miss Teen Mom.

[warbles]

Yeah. [ Touchy, touchy. So touchy. ] I've heard about... some of that. Hornier teachers? I've missed most hallway fights. [ Not the -- Finn/Santana one. That went through the whole school. ] How's Louisville?

[sweetladykisses]

It was mostly Mr. Schue. Good God.

It's pretty good.

missed the last episode

[but_idontlie]

...Huh?

Dude. I knew that.

I'll keep this thread spoiler free!

[sweetladykisses]

I don't know, I think she just forgot.

not necessary, but if anything happened in the last ep, Puck won't know about it

[but_idontlie]

...She?

Dude, what are you talking about? I was doing shit with my brother all week.

gotcha

[sweetladykisses]

My mun, I mean.

Basically, I called out that Kitty girl on the shit she was pulling on Marley, and suddenly my mun remembers that I'm the head bitch in charge.

[warbles]

You know, I joined the Cheerios. [ What even is canon, now? ]

[sweetladykisses]

...Really?

[notbothered]

Somehow I can't find myself disagreeing with your statement

[sweetladykisses]

Good to see you're finally seeing things clearly.

[notbothered]

What can I say? I admired your talent. Even if you didn't beat me during our little sing off.

Pity about your old team, by the way.

[sweetladykisses]

You keep telling yourself you won that. And don't get me started. It's insane that they're all blaming Marley. Could I have been more clear?

[notbothered]

I was better. You were great though, it's a shame you graduated. You mean plain Jane? The one who fainted?

People by they're nature tend to blame everyone but the person that should be blamed. So..

[warbles]

Well, we lost Sectionals.

[somanylyrics]

You're the most awesome. Doesn't everyone know that?

[sweetladykisses]

God, that stupid Kitty.

[sweetladykisses]

No, you weren't.

Yeah, that's the one. God, those kids don't even know what they're doing anymore.

[sweetladykisses]

Thanks, Brit. And they really should.

[notbothered]

Yes. I was.

I'm surprised you didn't school them. It would have been nice to win on even ground.

[sweetladykisses]

You're impossible.

Well, Finn had the genius idea to let Quinn tutor that Kitty girl.

[notbothered]

I'm nicer. Not more of a fool.

...Match the cheerleader with the cheerleader?

[sweetladykisses]

Uh-huh.

More like match the psycho with the psycho.

[notbothered]

Well I wasn't going to comment on the rumors of blondes manic depression days. I can almost see Blaine's hurt puppy face.

So, what did this Kitty girl do then?

[somanylyrics]

I knew a long time ago, but no one listens to me.

[sweetladykisses]

Well, they're stupid to not listen to you.

[sweetladykisses]

Oh, please, it's not like she's gotten any better. Or... Well, maybe she did, but she's definitely back on the crazy train.

She was getting Marley to take laxatives and stop eating.

[somanylyrics]

...you always do.

[bites her lip and looks down]

[sweetladykisses]

...How've you been?

[notbothered]

...Oh. That's evil. I'm almost impressed.

[sweetladykisses]

You would be.

[somanylyrics]

Okay. Confused. My munlady won't watch the new episode yet, and she says I'm not me anymore but I still feel like me, and...it's all really confusing.

But mostly....I just miss you. A lot.

[sweetladykisses]

Yeah, a lot of the muns aren't too happy...

[Santana misses Brittany, too, but she just doesn't see how it's fair to anyone to say that.]

[notbothered]

I made some mistakes.

But I never intended to hurt anyone. At least not physically. Kitty did. There's a line I won't cross.

[sweetladykisses]

...Whatever. The point is, that girl is probably more manipulative than either of us ever were. I have no idea why Finn let her join at all.

[notbothered]

To keep up that BS about you lot taking anyone?

[sweetladykisses]

Probably. It's not like I expect Finn to be much smarter than Mr. Schue.

[notbothered]

...Well that was your first mistake.

[somanylyrics]

Yeah...

It's confusing.


How are you?

[warbles]

You think she did something to Marley?

[ Because canon dictates nobody in the Glee club caring that Marley wasn't eating. Blaine is, all of a sudden, a naive idiot. ]

finally saw it ~ so sorry, I was traveling

[but_idontlie]

Oh. Mine's kind of a dumb shit sometimes, too, but whatever. She's all I got.

...She gonna be okay? My little bro's girl? Dude, he totally has a thing for her.