New Muse is New and possibly going to lostrealm

[biancaschampion]

Congratulations Mun, you may be a woman, but you have bigger balls than most of these idiota. Now what do you plan to do with me. I do not like the prospect of being a permanent feature of your headspace and only allowed out in this place.

Why not allow me to go to that underground city. It is in need of Assassins and fighters and I will bring both. Or would that be a bad idea? Don't make me sit on il mio culo! Bianca and I are ready.

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OMFG BARTOLOMEO

[nationless]

Who would build a city beneath the ground?

Conner, I assume (haven't played 3, yet)

[biancaschampion]

I am not certain, but that matters little right now. It is a place in need of people experienced in pulling down tyranny. I have that experience, what of you?

FUCK YEAH BARTOLOMEO

[regretzio]

[strum!]

♪ Bartolomeo, he embraces the way of a soldier's life
Just take care
That you don't dare
Get your head cut off by his wife ♪

[biancaschampion]

Ezio! Good to see you. Why are you singing?

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ It's nice that you recognize me
Despite the lines on my brow
The music, it may compromise me
But it's sheer habit by now ♪

[biancaschampion]

I recognize your voice anywhere. Come here! [and he'll promptly wrap you in a bear hug of enthusiasm]

[regretzio]

[awww ow crushing lute and also bones]

[biancaschampion]

[laughs and pulls away] Sorry about the lute. But seriously, why the singing?

[regretzio]

[pats him on the shoulder]

Part of a disguise, my old friend
I had to find a way to blend.

[biancaschampion]

Ah, and no one would look twice at a bard. Good, good. Tell me, what have you been doing?