Muse just randomly sprung back to life, what even...

[guilmon]

How come Guilmon's mun hasn't eaten yet? It's no fun when you're hungry, mun! And bagels are a kind of bread so you should eat lots of those! Maybe Guilmon can ask Takato for bagels later.

...But Guilmon bread is still the best bread.

Na, could Guilmon's mun try to respond to this post this time? Last time you posted you forgot, and that made me sad. Takato was there! So if Takato comes here, that means you should let Guilmon talk to him, okay?

Thank you!

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It's guilmon the red bread bandit x3

[darkdragonwarrior]

What pray tell is a bagel?

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla didn't know what bread and bagels were in the slightest, but Godzilla agree that Muns should eat if he cared about Muns.

Though this Guilmon creature sure did remind the King of the Monsters of his son when he was very young, if he was capable of speaking human tongue.]

[rabbitterrier]

What about if Terriermon comes here? Don't you get to talk to me too?

[biggestdreamer]

....Guilmon?

the biggest derp voiced by GOKU. which still amuses me to this day

[guilmon]

Bagels are round bread with holes in the middle and you can use them to make sandwiches!

...But Guilmon likes eating them even if they're plain. Bread is bread!

[guilmon]

Waaa... You're a big Digimon!

[He stretches real tall and cranes his neck and, ope! Still tiny by comparison.]

[guilmon]

Terriermon, hi!

[He grins and scurries right over.]

Guilmon wants to talk to all his friends! Guilmon just didn't see Terriermon, Renamon, Ruki, or Jen last time. But now Takato and Terriermon are here!

That's really, really good!

[guilmon]

Takato!

[Yeah, hold that thought. Guilmon's just gonna... pounce.

Congrats, Takato. You have just obtained: +1 derpy dinosaur.]

[atomic_wrath]

[And you are a tiny creature. You don't smell like a biological creature, which was interesting to the King of the Monsters.

Godzilla shook his head at the mention of Digimon. He didn't know what that was, but he had the feeling he wasn't one.]

[biggestdreamer]

[Takato is completely okay with this. He's just going to... lie flat on his back and enjoy the moment.]

oh just you wait I'll bring another derp muse here so they can double derp

[darkdragonwarrior]

Oh I see... it's what those chosen call food.

A dark tower Digimon such as I has no need of bagel or bread. I was created to fight.

[rrbando_rambo]

Wowie a real dinosaur!

[Guess who wants to take you home as a pet. This little guy!]

[biyomon]

Hmm those bagels sound nice, Do they taste nice?

Oh man, Dale. Nostalgia, right there.

[guilmon]

Aww, but that's no fun! Guilmon thinks every Digimon should try bread. It's good, really good!

And playing's more fun than fighting. I only do it when I have to, like when big, mean Digimon try to hurt my friends!

[guilmon]

Not a Digimon?

[He tilts his head, tail thumping on the ground.]

Then when are you?

[guilmon]

Guilmon missed Takato!

[He giggles and nudges him with his snout.]

Nobody plays with Guilmon or bakes bread, and it's no fun.

[guilmon]

Di-no-saur?

[He blinks and shakes his head.]

No, Guilmon is Guilmon. A Digimon!

[guilmon]

Really nice! Especially if they're from Takato's bakery. All the food there is good, especially when it's fresh.

[biggestdreamer]

[Takato reaches up and wraps his arms around his friend in a tight hug.]

I missed you too, boy. When I first got to the castle I'm at now you were there too. And I was really, really happy. But then you left and I couldn;t follow.

[digitalsurvivor]

Muns are like Digimon partners - you got to feed them a lot and feed them often. How're you holding up, Guilmon?

[biyomon]

That sounds really good! Does Takato make them specially for you then?

Yep! Guilmon and the others are nostalgic for me too. ^_^

[darkdragonwarrior]

I wish I could little friend. Surely if Dark Tower Digimon are not capable of love and hate I am not capable of eating and sleeping. No, that joy is for born Digimon.

[Not that he's ever tried to eat. He's just about as angst-ridden as they come.]

What's this about fun? Those big mean Digimon....were my targets once. Once I was the most powerful Digimon on two worlds.

[rrbando_rambo]

Uh? [While his tail had been a blur a moment ago it had stopped on a dime.]

So what's a Guilmon? You look like a dinosaur ta me.

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla shrugged. It would too complicated to communicate with gesticulations.

He thrust the question by twitching his head in Guilmon's direction.]

[guilmon]

Okay, but it's kind of boring here. Nobody wants to play with me 'cause they're all too busy with their games.

Guilmon thinks that's sad. Everyone should have time to play!

[guilmon]

Sometimes! Or his parents do because they do most of the work.

[...]

But one time we made Guilmon bread!

[guilmon]

Haa...

But Guilmon just said Guilmon is Guilmon... And a Digimon. That means Digital Monster!

[guilmon]

Aww, Guilmon wishes he could be there too. Guilmon's mun is really busy, though. I think she has lots of school and other games.

[He slumps.]

Guilmon hasn't gotten to go anywhere in a long time!

B] Sweet. Though his JP self is kinda different from his nostalgic dub persona.

[guilmon]

Dark Tower Digimon?

[...Giru...]

And fun is when you do something you really like, especially with friends!

Dale has time to play with Guilmon! \o/

[rrbando_rambo]

Hnnn... I think I getcha. You aren't like anythin' I've ever seen, and I play lots of video games too.

You look like you could be from one of my comic books though. So, are you from an arcade game? Or a TV show?

[Dale does hail from the late 80s... video games were in their genesis then. So you've settled in his mind as some kinda comic character sprung to life.]

Black.... just has Zelda Link as a seiyuu. That's about the only sub/dub difference. xD

[darkdragonwarrior]

Hmm. You wouldn't happen to be one would you?

[He had wandered for who knows how long looking for anyone like him, with no success.]

It also would be.... a pleasure to learn what it is like to have friends. To have 'fun'....

[biggestdreamer]

I'm sure you'll get to go somewhere someday! Maybe there will even be another Takato for you there.

[digitalsurvivor]

Sounds rough! [If there's anything he's learned, it's that a bored Digimon can get into all kinds of (creative) trouble. They usually mean well, though. Ryo decides since he's here, he's up for the job of keeping Guilmon company until Takato gets back]

Okay, so then the plan of attack is we wait until they get more free time and then they can play with us. How's that sound? We'll just have to work out our own fun until then.

[Give him a moment to think of what Guilmon's idea of fun is, the human chewing the inside of his cheek thoughtfully]

...that's kinda an amazing factoid, though. And Guilmon is, of course, Goku.

[guilmon]

No, I don't think so. Takato made Guilmon from a drawing and a blue card! That's what makes me special.

[Plus, his friends make him feel extra special, but he's kinda a sentimental goof like that.]

But maybe Guilmon can show you how to have fun!

[guilmon]

Oh! I'm Guilmon.

[He points a claw at himself.]

And a Digimon!

[guilmon]

More than one Takato?

[Hold on, he's trying to envision this, and...

And...]

Hoi... Does that mean there's more than one Guilmon?

Yay! Playtime makes Guilmon one happy doof

[guilmon]

Guilmon came from a drawing! And data... But I don't think I'm from a game like Terriermon.

[He blinks, scratching his nose in thought.]

...Well, not a game, but the Digital World! Guilmon came to the Real World first.

[guilmon]

Like a sneak attack?

[That sounds like a serious plan there, Ryo. But good! Probably. Ryo's a tamer so he probably knows best.]

Well, Guilmon could try!

[digitalsurvivor]

That's the spirit! [Ryo rubs at his chin, not sure how to take Guilmon's game of Sneak Attack.] Okay, tell me the rules of Sneak Attack. We'll work from there.

[biggestdreamer]

Mmm, I met another Guilmon at the place I'm at now.

Epic facts more Digitards should know. :3 Now revealed.

[darkdragonwarrior]

[Black was touched by Guilmon's sentimentality and kindness, and it was one of those rare times that he didn't default to denying his feelings.]

Alright. What do I have to do?

[Another thing came over him that wasn't familiar. Guilmon was bringing the very beginnings of a smile.]

That makes two doofs. Dale seems to enjoy being a pet as much as having one. xD

[rrbando_rambo]

That sounds like a comic book ta me!

[Regardless of Guilmon's origins and his story of high adventure, Dale would enjoy his company regardless of whether or not he grasped the idea of a world within the internet.]

So, do you know any games? Or do ya do things like fetch?