Mistletoe sub-plot at somarium

[in_loveless_memory]

I suppose I should be grateful that you're only making me endure kisses on the cheek for this stupid thing...

You are only doing kisses on the cheek, right?

.... RIGHT?!

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[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

Kisses on the cheek? That ain't so bad. An' your a guy, right? So you should be happy and all perverted about it.

[Wow, Katt. Tact, much?]

[in_loveless_memory]

Just because I'm a guy doesn't make me a pervert.

[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

Yuh-huh!

[She is certain of this!]

[in_loveless_memory]

Wow, you're a moron. Well, you've made it much easier not to talk to you.

[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

[O-Oh wow... that one actually hurts.]

I know I'm not very bright. I never said I was! But that doesn't mean I'm wrong about this either...

[She's not saying anything but her feelings are hurt.]

[in_loveless_memory]

[She just called him a pervert, he doesn't care about her feelings.]

You're right, you're not very bright because you are in fact wrong about me.

[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

Well, if I'm so wrong about you, then why aren't you complain' more? If you think you're right an' somebody is wrong, then you gotta stick up for yourself! Or else you're a weakling!

[Again with the tact...]

[in_loveless_memory]

How's that working for you so far? [Cause clearly, this girl seems to think it's just that black and white with muns.]

[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

This ain't about me, stupid.

[in_loveless_memory]

Well, it's certainly not about me.

[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

'f course it is! You got somethin' goin' on that you don't like, so yer whinin' and mopin' like a sissy. And you're a Woren too. Didja forget how to fight or somethin'?

[in_loveless_memory]

I'm a what now? I'm not a "Warren" or whatever it is you just called me.

[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

Yer a Woren! Don't lie, I can see the ears.

[Which she'll tug if given the chance.]

[in_loveless_memory]

Yes, I can clearly see you have them, but it doesn't make me whatever you are.

[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

Well, obviously! [Despite her insistence JUST SECONDS AGO, she seems to have taken to believing that statement pretty darn quick.]

Yer too much of a weakin'. I doubt you'd survive more than a few days where I'm from.

[in_loveless_memory]

Clearly since your world seems to value rashness over intelligence.

[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

I told you I'm not smart! [Getting pretty peeved that this keeps getting brought up.]

An' I don't over think things either! If somethin' is botherin' me, then I go and give it a whack!

[in_loveless_memory]

Cause hit first, never ask questions is clearly a method to live by. Look, you and I are very different, you think hitting things will solve your problems... and I actually know better.