Canon is Okage: Shadow King...

[outevils]

Fool! You think you're worthy of the Great Evil King? Let me show you why you can't even hope to be my slave! First of all, thinking of putting me in some stupid school? The terrifying, regal, Evil King Stan, in a school?!  How can you come up with such a stupid idea, were you dropped on the head?! I should be out there invoking fear in the hearts of the masses! Chill them to their very core! I need a challenge, scaring a bunch of kids at a school would be like taking candy from a baby!

...Ah, the most evil deed of all, I see.

Listen up, slave, I'll consider allowing it!

But I want my true form.

Comments

[beforeafall]

Wow. I had never met a king before!

[Even if he's not crazy about the 'evil' part. One novelty at a time.]

[outevils]

Huh, what's that?

Oh, a child. Go away, boy, shoo! The king's busy!

[beforeafall]

Do you have knights? Kings usually have those, right?

[You're a talking shadow that claims to be royalty.]

[He's kind of interested.]

[paletteknife]

Hmm... Are you really scary? Heeheehee, people are scared of a bunch of weird things, huh!

[outevils]

No, I don't have knights! Those guys are annoying!

[outevils]

Yes, yes, it's easy to scare idiots. That's why I'm looking for a challenge!

[geez all these kids!!!]

[beforeafall]

What about subjects? I read that kings have the obligation to keep the country organized and happy. My dad's not a king [well, he's named Ki--] but he does his best so that everyone will have an easier time and...

[It never stops. You're going to die.]

[outevils]

Stop, I don't need your lifestory!

I don't run a country, my goal is world conquest, don't get me confused with those petty good kings!

[paletteknife]

Ahaha! There's someone who's even afraid of my cute dolls... He's an idiot too!

But why would you want to scare people?

[outevils]

It's my job! I'm the Great Evil King, it's me! I have a legacy to uphold! A legacy of evil! What's eviler than showing the world true terror!

[paletteknife]

It sounds lonely. And boring, too...

[outevils]

How is it lonely? Or boring? Nothing is more fun than watching some poor fool pee his pants in horror!

[paletteknife]

If people are scared, they run away, right? After you've scared everyone, there's nobody left to play with.

[outevils]

Nonsense! There's always James! And my slave! They won't get far anyway when I'm the evil ruler of the world!

so out of practice but PEOPLE WHO PLAY FROM THIS!!

[prisscess]

Frankly, I think a phony, self-proclaimed Evil King such as yourself could do with a few classes in etiquette.

Hi Coco..............

[outevils]

Who's the phony, you phony?! No one asked your opinion!

is this kelsey..

[prisscess]

Yet I gave it anyway; one of the many perks of being Princess Marlene. Now, run along and have a mundane, summer romance at your academy. My servant will no longer be ailed by you anymore.

May...be....

[outevils]

Listen up, he's my slave, got it? I saw him first! I don't care who you are, Miss Princess McBrat [yeah, that's right, that just happened] but you're not getting the boy! You can't waltz in and steal someone's slave!

[lordofexplody]

_{[siiiiiiiigh...]} Tell me... are you always this dull? I had assumed that a creature calling itself "the Great Evil King" would be far more entertaining.

[paletteknife]

You can make them stay when you're the ruler of the world? ...Then I want to rule it, too!

[holysongwhoops]

Oh, hello. *smile* [Oh Colette....this will get you in trouble one day.]

[outevils]

There can only be one world ruler, too bad, pipsqueak!

[outevils]

You got a problem with it, ugly?

[outevils]

What do you want? Come to pay respects to the king? You're wasting my time!

[holysongwhoops]

I thought I'd say hi!

...I'm sorry, did I do something wrong?