Canon is Kodomo no Jikan, it's as inappropriate as it looks

[kokonoe_rin]

You're such a lolicon! I don't even know why you bother pretending anymore. Why don't you just run off to that game so many of your friends are going to?

[Wow, it's like Rin wants to go to a sex game.]

What? Well, I don't really want to go, but I bet you'll make me do that no matter where we are, won't you? Sicko. Whatever you do, just decide faster! It's boring in here.

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[regretzio]

[distressed strum]

♪ No no no no no no no
No no no no
No no no no no no no ♪

[kokonoe_rin]

You sound like that cat.

[regretzio]

[strum while backing away slowly]

♪ Noooooo no no no no ♪

[tongue_measure]

So young and already a pervert.

[Not that she disapproves.]

[kokonoe_rin]

You definitely have the wrong girl!

[No, Rin is certainly a bit of a pervert.]

It's not my fault what sorts of places she's looking at. So mean!

[tongue_measure]

My mun let me take a peak at your world, don't lie.

I certainly don't mind. In my world your interest in such things would be considered normal.

[kokonoe_rin]

Wha - it's not abnormal in my world, anyway! People just don't want to think that a kid might think those sorts of things.

[It makes it feel dirty. Rin doesn't like it at all. Even her teacher... no, especially him. He wants her to stay pure and innocent, but she's not.]

I assume the game she mentioned would be TLH?

[tongue_measure]

Just because you think the way you do does not make you less deserving of love.

It simply makes you a more interesting sex partner. Love and sex go well together but they are still exclusive ideas.

CoA actually since Rin is getting close to 13 in the manga and would be appable

[kokonoe_rin]

[Can this lady read her mind or something?! Well she is some kind of alien, but still!]

Is it important to be interesting?

[Her mom had been with someone before she was with Reiji. Rin wants to save her first for Aoki-sensei, but maybe having a little experience couldn't hurt. He definitely doesn't have any, so she'll have to take charge regardless.]

Ohhh okay. Well if you ever pop over to TLH let me know :P

[tongue_measure]

Well it certainly spices things up but it isn't required. You two could always learn together.

[Honestly Lamia found her to be absolutely adorable and the precociousness only helped her seem more interesting.]

[kokonoe_rin]

[At this point she's positive her thoughts are being read.]

Can you read minds?

[Don't think about Aoki's dick, don't think about it, can't let some other girl see it -

Whoops too late.]

[tongue_measure]

Maybe I can.

[She can't but she may as well let the girl think so.]

If you ever feel like you want instruction I would be happy to help.

[kokonoe_rin]

We're both girls, though.

[Not that she has anything against girls that like girls, but Rin's interest definitely lies in men. And Mimi's breasts.]

[tongue_measure]

Where I am from it is rather easy for girls to grow the male sex organ. I also could probably swap my gender entirely given some help.

[kokonoe_rin]

[Grow a penis. She can grow a penis. She must be some kind of sex demon! Rin just stares for a minute.

Now she's feeling a bit like the weird bard who sang at her before.]

That's... okay! I think I can do it by myself!

[tongue_measure]

[She couldn't help but laugh.]

Anyone can do it. It's just a specially-designed candy that causes the transformation.

[rin_kokonoe]

Huh...

[In that case, she could eat the candy herself and...]

Does it wear off?

[tongue_measure]

[She saw that she peaked the girl's interest.]

You simply have to eat the other candy and it will go away.

Did someone say ~inappropriate~

[kingunmaker]

My, such language from one so young!

Yes, yes I did

[ninefold]

It's not Rin's fault. This pervert is making me do weird things...

[ninefold]

Mmm... you're sure it always works? I wouldn't want to be stuck that way.

[tongue_measure]

Yes I've done it plenty of times and it won't fail.

Then let's get this express-car to Hell started

[kingunmaker]

My... you have my utmost sympathies, my lady. Though if your mundane is as dull as you proclaim, then surely their low moral character will not be half as troublesome, as someone dedicated to using you for their own twisted purposes?

[ninefold]

[Is he implying that he might be more troublesome? Rin isn't nearly stupid enough to show that she might have caught on to that.]

What kind of person would do that?

[ninefold]

Well... could I take a look at them, maybe?

[If she did use it, she'd want to do it in private. What's the first thing anyone would do after getting a penis, after all?]