As always. Spoilers abound.

[candyrushed]

Duh.

Of course I'm not goin' away stupidface.

I'm awesome. And you promised you'd help me find new tracks. [Squint] Not your type? what cause I'm not a doo-doo head programmed with tragic backstory?

[Really mun? Really? she's just gonna fold her hands] OOOO! All my pals are dead and I have personality issues. oooo! I have a weird creepy philosophy that's impossible to follow - oooo! I have so many sequels that you can buy my movie in the discount bin at a gas station! ooooo! I like to shoot zombies! ooga booga wah wah wah poopy baby diaper.. That's how they sound. all the time.

See? You need me tall-stack. So come on already! Just accept it and let's go go go!

[why you gotta make fun of your head-bros Vanellope. :|]

Comments

[weddingcrasher]

[Laughing so hard.]

That's...ahahahahaha! Dead-on, kid, dead-on! Tee hee!

[candyrushed]

thanks. [She totally knows this] I can see her coming a mile off.

IM SO SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST

[notaglitch]

[Her mun is eager to see more canonmates around, but she's just seeing this as some creepy inception type stuff going on.]

Ooohhhkay... M'gonna assume this is just some other crazy thing about this place mun, cause I'm startin' to see clones of myself...

[She pauses, pulling her hands out of her pockets so she can gesture wildly at her other half.]

So y'mean t'tell me that IS me!?!

[Yes that is you. A different mun obviously, but still you! Now stop muttering to me and go talk to yourself. It'll be fun, I promise.]

...Ok so- ...so y'mean t'tell me that- other muns....have their own versions of me? ....That's just plain weird.

PERFECTION.

[candyrushed]

[Vanellope for her part is...

woah.

A hand is raised and then lowered thinking it might be a mirror. It might be. Then again.]

...This is too weird.

[The hand goes up again] is yours tryin' t'explain things too?

JUST REMEMBER YOU CHOSE THIS

[thebosslevel]

[Hey, Vanellope.
Right now, whatever you do?
Don't look behind you.]

HehehEHEHEHE...~!

Well well, if it ithhn't the LITTLE GLITCH!

I LOVE ALL OF THIS IN THIS BAR

[candyrushed]

[She backs up a step - nearly into the thing behind her before ...doing just that. Looking behind.

Bits of candy go flying and she rolls over, stumbling back to face him...on her feet. Ready to fight.]

Well if it isn't Mr. Bugface butt brain!

YES GOOD

[thebosslevel]

... Um, what?

[He was expecting a little more gasping in horror, trembling, begging for your life, yaknow, more typical reactions to giant bug monster types of stuff.]

Aren't you THHCARED? Look at how thmall you all! Heehoo, why any thecond I could juthh pick you up and eat you, you know!

[notaglitch]

Frantically as a matter a'fact...

[She tilts her head a little when she sees her opposite self raise a hand- proving that she's not standing in front of a mirror at all.]

....Dang you- ....you really ARE me arencha'?

[Yep. This is weirder than weird.]

:3

[candyrushed]

[she's not scared.

...much. You're really weird bro.]

I'm not scared! [but boy if ralph showed up right now that'd just be beautiful.] I've seen scarier bugs on my windshield!

[candyrushed]

My mun says it's not unreasonable. Different arcade games means different consoles means different versions but...

[shrugs, shrug]

1/2

[thebosslevel]

["Weird" doesn't even begin to describe it.]

You little gummi worm! You won't be so thnappy onthe I CHEW YOU UP!

2/2

[thebosslevel]

Why, I think you'll taste juthh-- .... T-T-T-TURBOTASTIC...!!

Re: 2/2

[candyrushed]

[She flinches] Dude, I get that you're upset you're old news but come on.

[Weak look] same code, deep deep down.


[way deep down]

[thebosslevel]

[BzzZZZZT]

Now what are you blathhering about?

[candyrushed]

We're both racing games.

[Just going to keep backing up in the hope she can get away]

[thebosslevel]

Bethhides that~?

[And he's just gonna creep more forward the more you back away, Vanellope.]

[candyrushed]

..We both wan...want to win?

[Stop it bug man. D:]

[thebosslevel]

Heehehehoo... oh, but there's thomething I want even more than winning right now!
Do you know what it is~?

[notaglitch]

Mmm...I suppose that makes sense. Sortof. I'd be lyin' if I said I didn't think this was pretty freaky though!

But uhh- ..[She smirks, shoving her hands in her pockets.]

You're lookin' good, other me.

[candyrushed]

...A big shiny medal?

[It worked before. Please, man. A dip in the ground, a rock - something so she can get to her car and drive - and hopefully take him out too...]

[candyrushed]

It's nuts. Absolutely nuts, but hey y'know...

You're also lookin' pretty awesome. How's the presidency going other me?

[thebosslevel]

[Suddenly, King Candy swipes his claw down to try and snatch up little Vanellope.]

A DELITHHOUS SNACK!

[notaglitch]

It's goin' awesome! Everybody's listenin' to everything I we say for once. Ain't that somethin' for a switch?