Excuse the lack of a russian accent, he's sort of newish canon: Rise of the guardians

[paintitred]

Oh? What's this? You are what they call, a mun? How delightful! But, Christmas is coming soon and I need to head back to my workshop. The Yetis would be lost without my direction.

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[surgicalprodigy]

Hey..uh..

Sorry about the time future!me hit you with an airplane.

..Does this mean I get coal?

[highclassgal]

Santa Claus?

[thefirstguardian]

[Sandy's smiling, and that sand of his goes to work forming several little elf shapes which proceed to bumble about above his head.

At least you don't have to rely on the elves, right?]

[skullcrushingthighs]

...Ded Moroz? Is that really you? This is a most interesting game...

[babyboodoc]

[ Have a waist-high hug, North! ]

You got my letter about the doll for Nadine? She can't write just yet.

[captainprecious]

SANTA!

[typeswithgloveson]

Hey Santam'n.

[memorycollector]

North! We were all wondering when you'd show up here.

[hope_springs]

Welcome to the loony bin, mate. So far it looks like we can come an' go as we please, so Christmas should go off without a hitch, as usual.

/JUMPS IN HERE

[likestohavefun]

North, hey! My mun's been wondering how long it'd take one of you to show up.

[paintitred]

Was it on purpose?

[paintitred]

Yes, but my friends call me North!

[paintitred]

[Yes but your just as incoherent as ever Sandy with your speed pictures.]


Ah, Sandy! Good to see you friend!

[paintitred]

Who? I am North, or Santa as some would call me.

[paintitred]

[Children! Santa loves Children. You get a small hug back girly.]

Why, yes I did. It was very thoughtful of you to write it for her.

[paintitred]

Ahhh, Billy Batson! Have you been a good boy this year?

[Not like he wouldn't know or anything. It's Santa. Come on.]

[paintitred]

Strong Bad, good to be meeting you.

[paintitred]

Ahaha! Tooth, I did not think you would be here. Finding enough teeth?

[paintitred]

Ahh, good good, after all there would be a lot of disappointed children if there were no Christmas.

[Because it's so much cooler than Easter. FYI.]

Someone had to :I it was getting ridiculous with no North.

[paintitred]

My mun had decided it was time there was one, Jack Frost. So, have you been up to your usual pranks?

[skullcrushingthighs]

...ah. So you are American version of the myth, not the man Zangief and other good Russian children wrote to, Grandfather Frost. Interesting...

agreed! Who doesn't love Santa, seriously. Especially one with tattoos

[likestohavefun]

[He laughs.]

Oh, I'm trying... but it's a little hard when I'm stuck in this place.

[surgicalprodigy]

Nope!

I fixed what I did, if that matters, you were as good as new after it [almost]... It's kind of a long story.

[memorycollector]

Oh, plenty. Some in better condition than others, of course.

[captainprecious]

You know my name!?... I mean of course you know my name, you're Santa! Oh man! Yes! yes I've been good, I swear it!