[She gives him about a ten-percent-strength Wandaglare tempered by a slight smile.] Don't even tease, Kermit. Muppet Show's a classic.
[She thinks about it. She has the opportunity to make a fresh start with the guy, and he did rescue her once with Kurt's help. He's not a bad guy when he keeps the creepy at bay.]
We coulda been buds, you know? But I was bitchy awkward and you were awkward-awkward. [And pervy. And he still needs a damn bath. But she can address that later.] Anyway, you, right here right now, have never done anything to piss me off, so I can't bitch at you about a past you technically weren't part of.
[Fozzie snuffles at his hand and chuffs slightly, then sits and raises a paw. Howyadoin'?]
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[She thinks about it. She has the opportunity to make a fresh start with the guy, and he did rescue her once with Kurt's help. He's not a bad guy when he keeps the creepy at bay.]
We coulda been buds, you know? But I was bitchy awkward and you were awkward-awkward. [And pervy. And he still needs a damn bath. But she can address that later.] Anyway, you, right here right now, have never done anything to piss me off, so I can't bitch at you about a past you technically weren't part of.
[Fozzie snuffles at his hand and chuffs slightly, then sits and raises a paw. Howyadoin'?]