Mun is stupidly amused by this username okay. Homeless and voice testing.

[secretcerberus]

Trivialities aside, there's work to be done. I suggest you get to it.

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[herewegoto]

Guess there really is no rest for the wicked.

[secretcerberus]

I am not a man who squanders opportunity.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ What a thing to appear
What a person to displace
Mr. Bartlet, get out of here!
You are not President of space! ♪

eeee a TIM! :D

[thegreyhound]

[Maybe if Shepard glares hard enough, he'll spontaneously combust. ...Is it working?]

-Illusive Man.

[secretcerberus]

[What. The. Hell. TIM, what is in that cigarette you're smoking?]

A bard. [How quaint. Let him guess.] Early 19th century?

Hi :D

[secretcerberus]

[He plucks his cigarette from his mouth and holds it between his fingers.]

Shepard. A pleasure.

[fightforthelost]

If you want something done right, you usually have to do it yourself.

You've made my night, jsyk.

[thegreyhound]

[Shepard makes a face, waves a hand in front of her face to dissipate any lingering smoke.]

Mmmn, no. It's not. Not really. [Mad? What gave you that idea?]

[secretcerberus]

She is capable enough, with the right motivation. Think of her as a tool, a useful extension of my arm. [And you would know all about that, wouldn't you, Shep?]

[fightforthelost]

[Totally, bro, but let's not talk about tools, okay? Not that comfortable with you.]

Tool or weapon. They usually end up being the same with Cerberus, right?

[Rhetorical.]

What are you expecting from your latest 'tool?'

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[secretcerberus]

You're upset.

[You didn't know the Illusive Man's super power was pointing out the obvious, did you?]

Tell me how I can help.

[secretcerberus]

Whatever you want to call them, doesn't make them less valuable, Shepard. Cerberus appreciates everyone that allows themselves to be used.

[l-lol.]

Absolutely nothing.

[fightforthelost]

[look at this fucking face does Sheploo look convinced?]

For some reason I find that hard to believe.

AHHH wrong Ezio!

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Not quite, in fact
Early 16th, to be exact ♪

:Db

[thegreyhound]

No shit.

[We always assumed that TIM's super power was being breathtakingly evil and/or proud.]

You want to "help"? [Shepard laughs once, more of a bark than anything mirthful.] Should have thought of that before indoctrinating people.

[herewegoto]

And there's always someone there to crush under-heel on the way. Not that I'm judging. Looks like it's been a pretty viable business strategy so far. Just funny how people keep lining up to be the next Cerberus puppet.

let us find a game together so they can sabotage each other the whole time haha

[omegaria]

I hope it's nothing like your usual projects.

[secretcerberus]

I also understand that sacrifices are unavoidable. The people in Cerberus' employ understand that as well.

I hope he's okay then :'D

[secretcerberus]

[Since the mun isn't entirely sure what canon point she's playing him from yet, here's a totally canned Cerberus reply:]

I only do what's necessary to further humanities' interests.

[secretcerberus]

I'm sorry to hear that.

[But seriously, your skepticism is not TIM's problem. As long as you do as you're told. Now go make me a sandwich like a good errand boy.]

That would be beautiful ngl

[secretcerberus]

That remains to be seen.

[herewegoto]

Some just sacrifice a little more than others, huh?

[fightforthelost]

[You lost your sandwich-getting powers when you went too far for even renegade Sheploo to agree with.

Plus you sorta shot yourself in the head because Sheploo can talk people into doing that shit like it ain't no thang.]

Don't take it too personal.

He's glorious. :D

[thegreyhound]

[If she wanted canned horse-hockey, she'd talk to a VI, okay. She raises an eyebrow. The anger vanishes, replaced by utter skepticism. Yeah, okay, whatevs, Jack.]

Human interests? Or just Cerberus's interests? Spare me. That line's gotten old.

beautiful snarky threats

[omegaria]

It would be more -- healthy for you to find something else to find interest in.