The 'oh-no' version. [what, there's a funny version? WAT.] Luckily, the hostage's friends were there and could stop it before it went too far. [And Stats would have blamed himself for not being there if it did. He would have blamed himself even if he'd been there, though.]
Someone even set up a fight club of sorts. And another set up self-defence classes. I'm in the latter. I can't fight. [Seriously, he cannot. He had his nose broken once, by a very short guy who since thinks he's the shit. Well, he thinks he's the shit anyway.] I wish I didn't need these lessons. [Thanks to Very Short Guy, mostly.]
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Someone even set up a fight club of sorts. And another set up self-defence classes. I'm in the latter. I can't fight. [Seriously, he cannot. He had his nose broken once, by a very short guy who since thinks he's the shit. Well, he thinks he's the shit anyway.] I wish I didn't need these lessons. [Thanks to Very Short Guy, mostly.]