i just wanna be awful

[willofgaia]

Oh, what's this? To think such an insignificant being would dare to use me as they see fit... But it matters not. This place entertains me, and so I will be content for the time being. Still, would it not be more fun to continue with my original plans? Playing "pinball" with the continents would surely pass the time.

Comments

Did someone say awful?

[student_zero]

I don't think people would be very happy if you started playing pinball with the continents. Couldn't you just load up a game instead?

[idonthavearoute]

I call player two! Pass me a controller and let's do it!

awww yis

[willofgaia]

To play a game another has already made? Creating it anew shall be much more entertaining.

[willofgaia]

You are mistaken, child. This is a game only I am allowed to play.

[student_zero]

That seems a lot more time consuming to be honest... Plus there's a lot of pinball games already out so it wouldn't be that hard to pick one to play.

[eatsyouout]

Hey, hey! You can't do that! What if the whole world gets covered in vomit? That'd be so gross, yick!

[willofgaia]

Unless it wreaks havoc upon the world or otherwise causes chaos, it is worth the time. Besides, it has been a long while since I have awoken. I do not mind spending my time like this.

[idonthavearoute]

It's one player? Lame.

[ Placing a coin on this post somewhere?? ]

I call next then.

[student_zero]

Long time since you have awoken? So did you sleep in today and just decide to pass it off as that to make your self feel better?

[willofgaia]

Then let the world swim in it! Such a panicked swarm of humans would suffice for entertainment.

[willofgaia]

[WHY NOT the power of dear mun knows no bounds...]

Haha! If the world lasts after my "turn", then I will gladly allow you to play next.

[idonthavearoute]

[ It's gamer etiquette alright. ]

Don't be so selfish! Everyone should get a turn.

[willofgaia]

Today? The sleeping period I have awoken from is far too vast for your mind to comprehend.

[willofgaia]

How unfortunate for you then. You will have to leave it in the hands of fate. [Or the hands of Arc's usual whimsy x 10.....]

[student_zero]

So you were in a coma for a very long time?

[idonthavearoute]

That's not fair!

Berserker!!!! Teach this unfair gamer a lesson!

[ There's no one coming. Guess he's found a Lancer in another post or something... ]

[eatsyouout]

Not if they're stinky and covered in germs. It'll fly everywhere if you destroy the planet like that! At least find something more hygienic that doesn't involve everyone spinning around!

[glassesgottago]

Miss, I do not believe you should do that...

[She quickly bows.]

Forgive me. I did not know such a practice irked you. In my lifetime, I too borrowed your power as I needed. Now, allow me the chance to express both my gratitude and my apologies.

[willofgaia]

Not at all. It was sleep. [Sleep for some weirdass being of a planet but.]

[willofgaia]

[She's just sort of looking at Ilya like "OH THIS THING IN FRONT OF ME IS SORT OF FUNNY... WHAT WILL IT DO NEXT??"] Oh, is your pet not coming?

[student_zero]

You must be a very deep sleeper then.

[willofgaia]

Something that does not involve spinning? Ah, then I have the perfect solution for that.

[willofgaia]

Oh? What sort of mistake is this? Your reason for existence is of little matter to me; I simply had the thought that something like this would be fun.

[willofgaia]

Ha, that is one way to understand it.

[glassesgottago]

Yes, it would be, as long as one disregarded the millions of casualties and the ecological damage that would result.

[A pause.]

Or are you not even going to consider the condition of your own physical form?

[student_zero]

Did you try setting an alarm? I'm sure that might help with the sleeping problem.

[willofgaia]

There is no alarm in existence that could rouse me from my slumber. I merely wake up when I wake up.

[willofgaia]

The state of the beings who populate this planet is irrelevant to me. What I desire to do to myself is my own wish.

[masterofzawarudo]

Heh, A woman after my own heart. I do believe that I, Dio am in love.

[glassesgottago]

[She sighs.]

To think I'm going to have to end up serving this person someday. No wonder Alaya-san doesn't like you very much.

[willofgaia]

Alaya? That dull thing? I had not realized it even had the presence of mind to dislike something.

[willofgaia]

Love? Such as amusing emotion! While the young princess comprehends such a feeling, I myself feel nothing towards it.

[glassesgottago]

It has a will. It has guardians. Just like you have a will and you have Heroes. Unfortunately, it seems like you've recently taken up a habit of snatching its heroes for yourself rather than acquiring entirely new ones. I believe the human term for this might be "freeloader" or "homewrecker".

[idonthavearoute]

He'll come!

And when he comes?! You'll be Sorry.

[ See it's capitalized because it's another game name. ]

[willofgaia]

Haha! Perhaps this is a game in itself. [and the game shit continues...]

[willofgaia]

If you are willing to comply, then it is of no consequence to me. Someone such as yourself should be more than aware of that.

[glassesgottago]

I suppose so. I've always thought that the day the custody change came, it would be something like a pleasant retirement.

[She sighs.]

But now I see it's the sort of retirement where I'm only more stressed than I used to be because I'm going to spend the rest of existence worrying about what's happening without being able to do anything about it.

[Why couldn't beings like Gaia be more responsible?]

[eatsyouout]

Ohhh, really? Will it not have anyone throwing up too?