Homeless and seriously looking... [Canon is Memento]

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

I find it funny that you complain about diversity and then want to play a character like me. You'll get tired of the same conversation every time. I won't. I won't even know the difference. That's what happens when you can't make new memories.

Is it the challenge you seek? Do me a favor and don't turn me into a caricature of myself and let me become some kind of joke like the rest of them. It's only funny for the first five minutes. Things get old, fast.

Except in my case. Funny, I get it. This is the kind of stuff I'm talking about.

Comments

[merchantofdeath]

They don't make pills for that?

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

Pills for what?

[merchantofdeath]

Issues with memory, pills that'll help you retain them.

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

You mean my condition.

No, I don't believe so.

[merchantofdeath]

Is it unique? Have you seen a doctor about it?

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

I don't know. I can't remember.

[gotlost]

I can goddamn relate to caricatures. I'm suprised I ain't one yet.

[buttstallion]

BRRP BRRP SPOILER ALERT:

You're a LUNATIC.

Ha ha ha. How about that.

[angier]

I should imagine that sort of predicament presents itself as difficult. You may have an easier time with some form of filing system.

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

Are you sure about that?

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

Would saying 'it takes one to know one' be too cliche?

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

Files take too long to sort through. Files can be altered.

I like to rely on pictures.

[gotlost]

This amiga holds back way too much on the exciting or violent bullshit that makes half the people up here what they are. I'm pretty positive.

You sure you're not one yet either?

[angier]

And photographs can be altered? Do you have problems recognizing what is written in your hand?

[buttstallion]

Would saying 'HELLO CAPTAIN OBVIOUS' be too cliche?

Yeah. Thoughts.

Diff here is, well. Yeah, I guess I might have trouble resisting violent urges to throttle degenerate assholes and make their existence a living hell, but at least I'm capable of taking over an entire, you know, planet.

Have you become a ruthless overlord with numerous GOLDEN visages of yourself scattered pretty much everywhere because you're just that awesome?

Didn't think so.

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

I might have been at one point. It's unclear, currently.

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

A bit.

I wouldn't know. Although that isn't exactly on my to-do list, either.

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

Sure, but with much more effort.

Not at all, I've conditioned myself to trust only my own handwriting.

[buttstallion]

That's because you're painstakingly boring and nobody likes you.

Here's a tip: kill yourself.

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

I'll take note of that.

I'm not seeing that on my to-do list, either.

[gotlost]

Uh, okay. What's that mean?

[buttstallion]

Think of it this way: you'd be making the world a better place. Being a humanitarian is easy!

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

I have this condition. Short-term memory loss. I can't make new memories.

[mihllikdnamihdnif]

Making the world a better place. Are we talking on my planet, or this golden-visage-covered planet you've become the overlord of?

[merchantofdeath]

So you're a goldfish as a man.

That's rough. Try some coconut milk.