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THIS IS THE BIGGEST NOOKSTAIN OF A USERNAME I HAVE EVER SEEN.
YOU HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER?
NO, WAIT, DON'T EVEN ANSWER THAT. I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE DISAPPOINTMENT WELLING UP INSIDE OF ME.
LIKE MY DIGESTION SAC IS GIVING ME SOME FORM OF FORESIGHT SO I CAN LOOK INTO THE FUTURE AND AVOID HAVING TO HEAR YOUR SHITTY EXCUSE FOR...
WELL, AN EXCUSE.
EXCEPT IT'S IN THE FORM OF A POWERFUL QUEASY FEELING THAT IS SLOWLY BUT SURELY SPREADING THROUGH MY ENTIRE BODY.
EVENTUALLY I'M GOING TO BECOME SO OVERWHELMED BY THIS FEELING OF PURE, UNTAMED DISAPPOINTMENT I THINK I MIGHT JUST LOSE ALL FEELING IN MY THINKPAN.
I'LL RESIGN MYSELF TO A LIFE OF BITTER APATHY AS I WASTE AWAY SLOWLY, INCAPABLE OF FEELING EVEN THE MOST MINUTE SEMBLANCE OF MOTIVATION TO PRESERVE MYSELF.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, FUCKASS.
YOU HONESTLY COULDN'T THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER?
NO, WAIT, DON'T EVEN ANSWER THAT. I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE DISAPPOINTMENT WELLING UP INSIDE OF ME.
LIKE MY DIGESTION SAC IS GIVING ME SOME FORM OF FORESIGHT SO I CAN LOOK INTO THE FUTURE AND AVOID HAVING TO HEAR YOUR SHITTY EXCUSE FOR...
WELL, AN EXCUSE.
EXCEPT IT'S IN THE FORM OF A POWERFUL QUEASY FEELING THAT IS SLOWLY BUT SURELY SPREADING THROUGH MY ENTIRE BODY.
EVENTUALLY I'M GOING TO BECOME SO OVERWHELMED BY THIS FEELING OF PURE, UNTAMED DISAPPOINTMENT I THINK I MIGHT JUST LOSE ALL FEELING IN MY THINKPAN.
I'LL RESIGN MYSELF TO A LIFE OF BITTER APATHY AS I WASTE AWAY SLOWLY, INCAPABLE OF FEELING EVEN THE MOST MINUTE SEMBLANCE OF MOTIVATION TO PRESERVE MYSELF.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, FUCKASS.
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4T L34ST YOUR US3RN4M3 1SNT K4RK1TTY OR K4RBUNCL3 >:D
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HE WILL BUY THAT RENAME TOKEN JUST TO MAKE ME SUFFER, I KNOW IT.
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4LTHOUGH TH4T N4M3 OF YOURS SOUNDS L1K3 SOM3TH1NG F3F3R1 WOULD S4Y
H3H3H3 >:D
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IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
WHY THE FUCK SHOULD MY ACCOUNT NAME RELATE TO HER IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE.
SPOILER ALERT: I HAVE THE WORST EXCUSE FOR A MUN IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET!
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4ND 1 TH1NK YOUR MUN 1S 4N 1D1OT TOO >:P
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THERE'S NO REASON TO DRAG ME ONTO THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SITE AND THROW ME BLINDLY INTO A FIELD OF IDIOTS I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO MEET OTHERWISE.
NO OFFENSE IN THE BLIND COMMENT.
I GUESS.
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BUT R34LLY WHY WOULD YOUR MUN BR1NG 4 GRUMPY TROLL L1K3 YOURS3LF OUT H3R3 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3?
1 B3T H3 L1K3S YOU >:]
1/2
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I DOUBT YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT.
IT'S REALLY JUST YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF.
I KNOW IT.
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
IT'S NOT WORKING.
DON'T EVEN TRY IT.
CAUSE IT WON'T. NEVER. NOPE. FAILING HARD HERE PYROPE.
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YOU S4W R1GHT THROUGH M3 K4RK4T
1 KN3W 1 SHOULDNT H4V3 M3NT1ON3D 1T
OH W3LL B4CK TO PL4N B! >:D
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YOU DON'T GO BACK TO PLA-
NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVER MIND. I DON'T CARE.
START WITH PLAN Q FOR ALL I CARE.
WHAT'S PLAN B?
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OH K4RKAT TH4T W4S PL4N 4
YOU JUST D1DNT KNOW 1T!
PL4N B 1NVOVL3S D4V3 4ND H1S S1CK HUM4N B34TS
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I t)(ink it's a pretty GR-EAT name, Krabsnack!
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WHAT???
BUT IF YOU STARTED WITH PLAN A HOW COULD YOU GO BACK TO PLAN B?
YOU HAVE TO START WITH B THEN GO TO A THEN GO BACK TO B TO PULL THAT OFF.
BUT.
YOU.
ARGVF;SFNBJGS;BN'O
WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT?
THE DAY I FIGURE OUT YOUR FUCKING THOUGHT PROCESS IS THE DAY I DECIDE TO FLING MYSELF INTO AMPORAS QUADRANTS.
WHICH WILL BE NEVER.
AND ON THAT NOTE I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH STRIDER. IF HE'S GOING TO END UP BEING PART OF ONE OF YOUR INGENIOUS PLANS LEAVE ME THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THE LAST THING I WANT HIM DOING IS WASTING MY TIME WITH HIS SO CALLED SICK RHYMES.
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I SWEAR THE MOMENT HE FOUND OUT MY TROLLHANDLE WAS TAKEN HE JUST JUMPED RIGHT ON ABOARD THE CRAB PUN EXPRESS.
IF HE LIKES THEM SO MUCH HE SHOULD'VE MADE THIS ACCOUNT FOR YOU OR SOMETHING, INSTEAD OF BRANDING ME WITH HIS MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID USERNAME.
I SWEAR THE UNIVERSE JUST PAIRS ME UP WITH THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE AND GETS IT'S LAUGHS FROM WATCHING ME SUFFER THEIR UNBEARABLE COMPANY.
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1TS 4 P4RT OF B31NG 4 L3G1SL4C3TOR
4ND 1 B3T YOUR3 J34LOUS OF D4V3S COOLN3SS >:]
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It'd be ex)(austing if it weren't kind of cute, )(a)(a)(a!
You s)(ould try to be nice to your mun, anyway, crabby!
You're might end up stuck with )(im for a w)(ile. 38P
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KNOWING MY LUCK HE'LL THROW ME INTO A GAME WHERE I'M SURROUNDED BY THOUSAND OF ALTERNATE UNIVERSE GAMZEES ALL READY TO CUT ME OPEN AND FIGHT OVER WHO GETS FIRST DIBS ON SMEARING MY BLOOD ALL OVER THEIR FACES.
FURTHERMORE, MY SO CALLED NEGATIVITY IS ACTUALLY A SUPER PRECISE AND COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED FORM OF REALISTIC THINKING WHICH DEVELOPED FROM SWEEPS OF KNOWING OUR LITTLE CIRCLE OF 'FRIENDS'.
IT'S KIND'VE HARD TO THINK POSITIVELY WHEN EVERYONE WITHIN ARMS REACH IS A TOTAL FUCK UP AND SEEM TO STRUGGLE WITH FOLLOWING THE SIMPLEST OF ORDERS.
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(Probably not, but I'M GOING TO T-ELL YOU ANYWAY! 38D)
"Bla)( bla)( bla)( bla)(, my name is Karkat and all I do is glub about N-EGATIV-E T)(INGS!"
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OF STRIDER?
HAHAHAHAHA.
YOU'RE RIGHT I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT LEGISLACERATOR WAY OF THINKING BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETELY BACKWARDS.
FOR YOU TO THINK FOR EVEN FIVE SECONDS THAT THERE'S ANYTHING ADMIRABLE ABOUT STRIDER I WOULD BE JEALOUS OF IS HILARIOUS.
AND DOWNRIGHT STUPID.
HIS DEFINITION OF COOLNESS IS TYPING AS OBNOXIOUSLY AS POSSIBLE AND GOING OFF ON TANGENTS ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT THE OTHER PERSON IS TRYING TO TALK ABOUT.
THAT ISN'T COOL TEREZI, IT'S CALLED HAVING A DEFUNCT ATTENTION SPAN.
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WELL GEE LET'S SEE FOR A SECOND.
GLUB GLUB INTENTIONALLY MISSPELLING WORDS FOR THE SAKE OF FISH PUNS LETS ALL GO TO SLEEP AND HAVE HIDEOUS NIGHTMARISH CREATURES INVADE OUR MINDS GLUB.
ALSO OBLIGATORY TRIDENT ------E
PRETTY SPOT ON IF I SAY SO MYSELF.
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-EXCEPT IT SOUNDS NOT)(ING LIKE M---E!!
)(a)(a)(a)(a.
I realize t)(at we don't sea eye to fin on the w)(ole 'sleep' t)(ing, but
I really t)(ink you're going a little overboard!!
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FEFERI, I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE AT THIS POINT.
WANNA KNOW WHY?
I'LL LET YOU IN ON A SECRET.
THE FUCKING SHIP WENT DOWN.
BUT IT DIDN'T JUST SINK, IT EXPLODED AND NOTHING WAS LEFT.
THEREFORE I CAN'T GO OVERBOARD BECAUSE THERE IS NO VESSEL FROM WHICH I CAN POSSIBLY GO OVERBOARD FROM.
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Well, just t)(ink about it t)(is way...
AT L-EAST YOU'RE NOT D---EAD! 38D
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OKAY DONE
...IT'S STILL REALLY MORBID AND FUCKED UP.
...
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...
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...DID I GET AROUND TO APOLOGIZING FOR THAT YET.
BECAUSE IF I HAVEN'T.
WELL.
SORRY.
HAHAHAHA
W)(at )(appened wasn't your fault, and besides -
T)(e dream bubbles really aren't so bad, once you get used to t)(em.
)(e)(e)(e. You did everyt)(ing you could...
Just make sure to look out after everyone w)(o's left! T)(at's the job of our fearless leader, rig)(t???
ONE ICON ALONE COULD NOT CONVEY HIS REACTION
KEEP THEM FROM FALLING APART.
WHEN IN ACTUALITY THE EXACT OPPOSITE HAPPENED AND TROLLS STARTED DYING LEFT AND RIGHT BECAUSE I WASN'T UP TO IT.
THE WORST PART WAS MOST OF THE TROLLS WHO DIED WERE THE ONES WHO HAD THE MOST FAITH IN ME.
WELL EXCEPT FOR EQUIUS BUT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO FUCKING DIE ON US.
I LET EVERYONE DOWN FEFERI, WHAT KIND OF FUCKING GOOD CAN I DO FOR THE REST OF US NOW?
LEAD THEM TO THEIR EVENTUAL DEATHS TOO?
FUCK EVERYTHING UP EVEN MORE?
ROFL I AM SORRY
You are putting a lot of the blame on your on s)(oulders, w)(ic)( is actually R-EALLY SILLY. 38(
W)(at )(appened was w)(at was supposed to )(appen. We're welcome to dislike it as muc)( as we want to, but you can't blame yourself.
-ESP-ECIALLY not for circumstances t)(at were totally out of your control!!
Glub glub glub. C)(eer up. You did your best, and t)(at's all anyone could )(ave asked for!
pft dont apologize i love threading with your feferi she is amazing
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO COULD STAY OPTIMISTIC OVER DYING YOU KNOW THAT?
I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE.
...SOWHATEVERTHANKS.
LMAO this is like.. my second time playing her sob 1/2
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You're welcome, Karkat.
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OH SORRY K4RK4T 1 W4SNT L1ST3N1NG
4LL 1 H34RD W4S "BLUH BLUH 1M K4RK4T 4ND 1 H4V3 4 S3CR3T H4T3CRUSH ON D4V3" >:]