the boy needs more icons because he's probably headed to exsilium

[queenoftherock]

Look, mun, I'm really flattered that you've chosen me out of everyone else here [Meaning, no not really, he'd just like to be left alone a little bit so he can do his job] but seriously? The future? I just got off the island, I'm barely readjusting to 2012 and you're going to send me a thousand years into the future?

[Color Ollie skeptical.]

You better know what you're doing, mun.

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[angroy]

[omfg you make his mun so conflicted do you know that?]

That's just how muns are. Talking to them won't do much--

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[angroy]

--Ollie?

[fe_male]

What's wrong with the future? Arguably people would be less likely to think less of you for not knowing things a thousand years outside your timeframe than, what, five?

[ still it took you five years to have a quarterlife crisis and become a good guy come on what a slow learning curve ]

[queenoftherock]

[It's sort of her job.]

... Do I know you?

[queenoftherock]

[Look, it took him five years to get off the island not have an existential enlightenment that happened pretty early.]

I'm not even up to date and Thea keeps correcting me, how am I supposed to keep up?

[fe_male]

[ yadda yadda. ]

Google.

[queenoftherock]

[Way to be attentive.]

Yeah, that'll go great. Let's just type that into Google: 'year 3300'

[God where's Becky she would've hacked into half of this by now.]

[fe_male]

I know you don't predate Star Trek, and a lot of that has been pretty accurate so far, so.

[queenoftherock]

So you're saying I should watch a bunch of movies to get the future.

[fe_male]

I'm saying people aren't as bad at predicting it as you'd think. And yes, you should watch a bunch of movies. Preferably anything along the Blade Runner lines. Philip K. Dick novel-based films, but nothing so far out as Star Wars. Technically that's supposed to have been a 'long long time ago', but we all know that's horseshit; the only thing that's accurate for is American Pie. The song, not the movie.

[speedyqueen]

That's what you really need. Another way of life to adjust to. Have you even figured out Twitter yet?

PRETEND IT WAS THE RIGHT ACCOUNT

[queenoftherock]

People are always bad, it just depends on what they do after.

Drove the Chevy to the levy, huh? Good to know some things never do change. I'm guessing there's nothing but holograms and space warps.

omg chinhands

[queenoftherock]

Thea, I didn't even have a Facebook. I still don't have one.

he was so excited ollie ;__;

[fe_male]

After the future? Or are you going all Nostradamus on me.

Not lying, that seems to be a fair portion of it, arguably, layman's terms, lamest terms, whatever, but there could be more drawbacks.

i couldn't resist~

[speedyqueen]

The times are passing you by, brother of mine.

How do you expect to keep up a century into the future?

I'm sorry tony one day you'll have a real bond girl

[queenoftherock]

After their actions. Nostradamus isn't exactly my style.

Drawbacks? Like which ones?

excited ngl

[queenoftherock]

Pray and hope it comes with a manual.

me too it's okay!

[speedyqueen]

I am.

But only cause I'm worried about you. It'll be like that last five years all over again.

[queenoftherock]

It's easier to catch up on five years rather than a thousand. At least I can read everything and I'd have you and Tommy filling me in.

/cries

[fe_male]

It doesn't really take much to make predictions and wait around. Lying is easy.

Are you talking about the drawbacks that could be there or the ones that already are? You're pretty vague.

shhh it's ok /pats

[queenoftherock]

Both. Either. I like to know what's out there.

[speedyqueen]

You didn't really expect us to leave you out in the lurch like that, did you? What kind of sister would I be if I did that?

[queenoftherock]

I wouldn't want anyone else telling me what's wrong and to read EW more often.

so close

[fe_male]

Well, setting specific, fighting for something you've been drafted into kind of sucks. It's not been quite as bad recently [ because the other side actually got a change to wave their dicks around and go 'hey look we're dicks' which sort of balanced things out a little ] but it still sucks.

Plus side [ ...uhhhhhhhhhhh.. ] No more Twilight. Which means nothing to you. Technology's better; also means nothing. Potential time travel? I don't know.

I should just bring vesper back in here at this rate

[queenoftherock]

The mun's got enough of an issue with Twilight so I'm fine not knowing more about it.

So, what, are you saying we're a conscripted army?