considering apping at gargleblasted

[moicheftikos]

Now, Miss Mundane, while I'm touched you'd app me in a game (even though you haven't roleplayed me in how many months), it's only to bug the everliving crap out of a certain sun god, yes?  Wait, what? I've got that all wrong? Hm, I don't think so. But, I won't argue right now. Also, you're planning on not just sending in an application for me, but for Hyacinthus, as well? Oh, honey, when was the last time you were in a game with more than one muse? Are you sure you can handle that? Yes?

Well, I'll bid you good luck with this endeavor.

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[kouros]

...no.

[moicheftikos]

Oh, Polly! So rude!

[kouros]

No.

[moicheftikos]

Is that all you can say? Have I finally rendered you speechless with my stunning beauty?

[kouros]

I don't want you there.

[moicheftikos]

I'm sorry, but my mun is quite determined to have me there. And, for once, I agree with her.

[kouros]

No. Send Hyacinthus. You stay where you are.

[moicheftikos]

But I have to watch and see if your romances are going smoothly!

[kouros]

No, you don't. I have Orpheus now, and if your mun sends you and Hyacinthus you can't interact with him anyway. I'm fine. Stay home. Go find Ares.

[moicheftikos]

I may not be able to talk to him, but that's beside the point. I need a change of scenery, and I think this game will provide it.

[gabi]

My mun and I wish her good luck as well!

[moicheftikos]

Oh, Mayari! Thank you! You're so wonderful to say that.

[gabi]

If my mun is any indication, it isn't easy to play more than one of us at a time. I'm sure you'll have fun wherever it is you go.

[moicheftikos]

Oh, don't worry. Hyacinthus isn't a god, but a rather humble Spartan prince. Given, my mun has had more practice with him, but I have faith that she will do us both justice.

[gabi]

She seems capable enough to me! Maybe she doesn't even need the luck I wished her.

[moicheftikos]

Oh, believe me, she'll need that luck. She does have a rather busy life outside of the internet.

[liesforlyres]

Dite. Dite, you have to help me. He's being awful.

[moicheftikos]

Oh? What is he doing?

[liesforlyres]

Being Apollo. What else would he be doing? It's that same old "whine whine my life is horrible forever but I'm older so you have to listen to me" and I'm tired of him already. It hasn't even been a week, and he's already insufferable, and he doesn't even have anything good to steal to shut him up.

HELP ME.

[moicheftikos]

Two things with that, Hermes. One: it'll be a couple of months before applications open, and two, what am I supposed to do? He'll whine even more when he sees me, there! I think this plea is better suited for Hyacinthus, if anything.

[gabi]

That's why I'm sure she can handle the multitasking!

[liesforlyres]

If you actually PROMISE to help, I might be able to wait. Maybe. But I don't promise anything pretty to arrive to.

And that's cheating. Making him happy just leads to that whole "Look at me, I'm so wonderful, and awesome, and sparkly, and gross" thing that's WORSE than him whining.

[moicheftikos]

Well, I suppose you're right, dear. How is your brother, by the way?

[her very... sexy... brother........]

[moicheftikos]

Hm... well, what would you do for me if I promise to help you?

[liesforlyres]

How about I'll just owe you a really big favor? [HE KNOWS THIS IS AN AWFUL IDEA, and yet can't much bring himself to care.] Kind of like an IOU, except useful!