warning: beta ahead.

[adhorrible]

I'm sorry, Mundane-san, you're not good enough to be called Master~ Only Master can be called that, of course.
I know that must be so disappointing, but that's just the way it is~

You're finally thinking on sending me somewhere, right? Definitely not a "big time game" though, right?
Poor Mundane-san, must be so scared of her characterization~ Trust me, it's so much easier to just plunge headfirst! Everyone works better under pressure, Mundane-san~ Fear is the driving force of mankind~

... Oh? What's that? You won't be "pulled in by my trickery"?

[gasp!]

Mundane-san, how hurtful! I would never do something like that to someone who controls my entire fate here~!
Just focus on your work, okay? I should obviously stop bothering you, anyway...~

Comments

[imprecious]

My mun won't send me to anythin' huge either. I woulda liked to go somewhere good but she's coppin' out on me!

So, you're the chick I might be on the road with if we both get sent to that Unova place?

[adhorrible]

Yes, I am indeed. You're Beat-san, then?
My, you're awfully big, aren't you~?

[imprecious]

Yup! So, you're Beta-- [al;ksdjfada;lkadsjfal]

Well, so I've been told! I'll make sure no one messes with us!

[adhorrible]

Oh, you're awfully sweet, too! Don't worry, Beat-san, I'll trust myself to you~

... Do you think you could bend down here for a second? Craning my neck up to talk to you hurts, you know?

[For the record, she's being purposely super ultra cute.]

[imprecious]

Huh? Oh, sure thing! [He'll just crouch down like he's used to that sort of thing. Rhyme is awfully small, too, after all 'w']

[adhorrible]

Oh, thank you~

[Don't mind her, she's going to do a backflip and land behind him so she can climb on his shoulders --
And hug his head, of course.]

Yes, yes, this is much better; I like this so much better~

[imprecious]

Whoa! Hey, who said you could sit up the-- [He stops, though, before shrugging. It's not like she's hurting anything, after all.]

'nyways. Has your mun decided on your starter yet?

[adhorrible]

[His reaction just makes her giggle. Cutely, of course. Don't mind her just settling her chin on your head, Beat!]

Not yet, but I'm sure she'll pick something perfect. What about one for you?
I think Beat-san should have a strong and dashing Pokemon companion~

[imprecious]

... My mun said she might give me some sorta squirrel thing.

[adhorrible]

Oh~?

Perhaps.... Pachirisu? Would that be it?

[imprecious]

Yeah, that's the name. [And he knows exactly why he's getting one.

... He doesn't like it.]

[adhorrible]

I think that's a cute choice for Beat-san - a gentle giant taking care of something small and fragile, I think you'll do wonderfully with one~

[imprecious]

Err, well... If you say so...?

[... He still doesn't like it all that much.]

[adhorrible]

... Well, Beat-san - if I find a Pokemon companion you like more, I wouldn't mind at all if we traded.
Such a strong man deserves a Pokemon just as strong, right?

[imprecious]

W-well! [He thinks about that for a moment.] I probably ain't gonna take you up on that offer. If the Pachirisu was given ta me, then it's my job ta take care of it.

[weddingcrasher]

Subtlety! Nice! You've got that Mun wrapped around your finger.

[adhorrible]

Oh~ If that's your choice then, Beat-san, I won't argue.

[Shrug! Not that he can see it since she's using him as a jungle gym, but hey.]

My Mundane-san is planning on giving me something cute, I hope. At least, I know she has the perfect taste for it!
But what am I going to do if it doesn't listen to me...?

[HAHAHA hahaha haaa oh man, it's a good thing she's awesome at controlling her emotions.
"Doesn't listen to her", yeah right.]

[adhorrible]

Shh, shh~ If you're too loud, she might realize what's up!

[weddingcrasher]

Oh, riiiight! Sorry 'bout that.

I'm Nena. You are?

[imprecious]

I'm sure you'll have nothin' ta worry about!

[adhorrible]

Are you positive? But what if I'm not commanding enough for a big monster?

[Internally cracking up.]

You'd help me, right, Beat-san...?

[adhorrible]

Beta, but "Your highness" works just as nicely~

[imprecious]

Of course! But, yo, I'm pretty sure you'll have no trouble. Mostly 'cuz I'll make sure of that!

[adhorrible]

Oh, I knew it~

[Have a big, cuddly hug, Beat!! Around the head of course, but still.]

We are going to be a great team, Beat-san~

[imprecious]

Hell yeah! The best team there is, of course!

[weddingcrasher]

"Your highness"? You queen of something?

[adhorrible]

Of course, of course~
Our enemies 'Beta' run or they'll get 'Beat', right~?

[adhorrible]

Oh, of course. Quite a lot of somethings, in fact.

[weddingcrasher]

I find that kinda hard to swallow.

[adhorrible]

Really? Is it that hard to believe?

[imprecious]

You know it!

[adhorrible]

[Fuck it, he's getting a smooch.
That's for being a good dog, Beat. B)]

[weddingcrasher]

Yeah, you just don't strike me as the royal type. No offense.